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  • a marriage made in heaven...

    (found on reddit)

    A couple on their way to their wedding were in a multi-car collision and both died, and found themselves in front of St. Peter before the Pearly Gates. He asked if they were ready to enter Heaven, but the woman said, "well, we haven't been married yet, can we get married in Heaven?"

    St. Peter frowned and replied, "no one's ever asked me that before. Please wait here, and I'll check."

    So they waited. And waited... Hours passed. Days. Weeks. *Months*. The couple chatted pleasantly as they waited... Talking about getting married, they wondered how eternal marriage in Heaven would work out and wondered if they could also divorce.

    A month later St. Peter finally returned, and told the couple, "yes, you can get married in Heaven." The man replied, "well, thank you, but one other thing, can you also get divorced in Heaven?"

    St. Peter grew visibly irate. "It took me three months to find a priest in Heaven; do you know how long it will take me to locate a lawyer?!"
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