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  • #1

    What ARE you??

    Coworker: When is your mom coming to visit again?
    Me: (after explaining my mother refuses to come to my wedding because my fiance is atheist) I'm not Christian, either. After she heard that she said she wasn't sure if she's coming or not.
    Coworker: Oh. What are you then?
    Me: Pagan.
    Coworker: Oh, do you watch the Vampire Diaries? It has vampires and witches and werewolves!!!

    "Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages." - Terry Pratchett
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    Being Pagan has NOTHING to do with watching Horror movies! I'm not Pagan & even I know that!

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    • #3
      At least they didn't back away making the sign of the cross at you. They were trying, in a rather stupid way, to be accepting.

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      • #4
        I'm pagan and I HATE vampire stories.

        But I might watch the new Dracula anyway. Because I like hot guys.
        When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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        • #5
          When I saw the topic, I halfway expected this to be a thread about Batman. I am very disappoint.

          As for the Vampire Diaries...? You coulda said, "I'm Pagan. Not braindead."
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