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  • May you work in interesting times....

    I'm just going to let you know: watch this space. I have a feeling come autumn things at the swamp are going to be veerrrrryyyyy interesting.

    Why, you ask? We are losing, or may lose, several key people in the store.

    First, there's the guy I work with every other weekend on the stock team. He had been trying to get a job at the home improvement store in town whose name rhymes with "blows." In fact, the store manager there used to be one of our managers, and he had just the position for him, but couldn't give it to him because the guy working in it was on FMLA. Also, there was some issue with his computerized application/personality test/whatever. Apparently all those hurdles have been cleared and he starts at Blows August 1.

    Which means I lose my partner for my weekends and probably get instead whomever they can dredge up. On the positive side, I may no longer need to bounce among departments for my hours as he was 1/4 of our team. Still we are losing lots of experience and mechanical aptitude--the guy was pretty much the store handyman.

    Front end manager is leaving for a position at another one of our stores. She didn't make much of an impression on me. Mostly I knew her as the one joined at the hip with Moon Unit walking around the store every day. I wonder who Moon Unit will do laps around the store with now.

    The salesfloor supervisor, who I used to call "numbknockers" until I retired the nickname because I felt she was no longer living down to it, is moving to Florida because her husband got a job down there--at twice his current salary. If somebody would offer me twice my salary to move down to the Sunshine State and do what I do now, I'd be happier than a pig in sh!t. I really thought she started to become more productive and actually try to get on the slackers' cases. I will miss her.

    Finally, the company is opening another one of its small-town stores 5 or 10 minutes away from my manager's house, and she's applied for the store manager job there. Not knowing who the competition is for the job, I have to think she's got an excellent chance to get it. She practically runs the store anyway and this would be a perfect situation for her. So there's a good chance she's gone as well.

    So we'll be breaking in new supervisors and managers who may be competent, may be tyrants, may be totally disengaged, or may not know their ass from a hole in the ground. I gotta say I'm feeling a tad uneasy about what's to come.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

  • #2
    Sounds like my store. And I think they're trying to replace the whole front end. Edited to add: you're going into the holiday season with all those new people.
    "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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    • #3
      Too bad Moon Unit isn't also leaving.

      I hope everything works out.
      "Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid" Redd Foxx as Al Royal - The Royal Family - Pilot Episode - 1991.

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      • #4
        Quoth Victory Sabre View Post
        Too bad Moon Unit isn't also leaving.
        Yeah, I know! It's never the people you want to leave who leave.
        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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        • #5
          Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
          Yeah, I know! It's never the people you want to leave who leave.
          Is the new store closer to you or much further away. Maybe you can transfer to a non-moon unit place?

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          • #6
            Sheesh. Talk about timing.

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            • #7
              Quoth Krivak View Post
              Is the new store closer to you or much further away. Maybe you can transfer to a non-moon unit place?
              Quite a bit further away.

              Ehh, Moon Unit's not worth my leaving just because of her.
              Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

              "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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              • #8
                Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                If somebody would offer me twice my salary to move down to the Sunshine State and do what I do now, I'd be happier than a pig in sh!t.
                Wow. I don't know where you live, but it boggles my mind that someone down here would pay anyone twice what they're making in other places around the country. People who move here from up north/out west tend to be very dismayed when they find out what the pay rates are...we used to have a lower cost of living which helped to offset that, but I'm not sure that's true anymore.

                Quoth Food Lady View Post
                you're going into the holiday season with all those new people.
                Which is what will end up happening with us if they keep moving the most well-trained people into leadership positions and/or chasing away the same type of people who either make a couple of mistakes or have the audacity to get sick and have to call out too often. Yeah, I understand not letting people get away with calling out because they'd rather go surfing, but the scuttlebutt seems to indicate that at least a few of these people had legitimate problems and management (whether due to our call center policies, pressure from the client, or both) still had to give them the boot. We're already busy and it's only July...they damn well better get more people up-trained and others hired on way in advance of our peak season which is actually around November.
                "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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                • #9
                  You could always move here and work with me, Irv.

                  Except, Moon Unit's sister is a supervisor in a nearby department, but she is just irritating, and not in charge of any of us
                  You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                  • #10
                    And now it's official.

                    My manager got that store manager job. She leaves us at the end of August.
                    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                    • #11


                      Replacements have been named for the two managers who either have left or are going to leave.

                      I know nothing about the one helming the front end, but the one replacing my manager is said to be something of a hardass. Which, IMO, is sorely needed.

                      In fact, this guy briefly worked with a co-worker of mine, the HBA/Grocery specialist, setting up a new store, and he got on her case one time when she was standing around talking or doing something other than what she was supposed to. So when she got back she told us all about how much she hated working with him, how she'd never want to work with somebody like that, blah blah blah.

                      She's currently on vacation in Las Vegas. I really hope she's having a good time. She doesn't know what's awaiting her when she comes back to work. He's her boss now.

                      Also, HBA/Grocery specialist is getting scheduled to help us on trucks more, because her departments don't take 40 hours a week to take care of. She hates this and has complained long and loud about it. Manager says this is what she has to do if she wants her hours, like it or lump it. She's helping us on one and possibly two trucks next week.

                      As for new manager, he starts the first week of September, I think. My current manager is still going to be around until late October.
                      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                      • #12
                        Things are sounding good, Irv. Keep us updated, please.
                        "Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid" Redd Foxx as Al Royal - The Royal Family - Pilot Episode - 1991.

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