Things overheard in the lounge
BG: I work in the lounge of a fairly swanky hotel. Our lounge is very quiet; there are televisions but they are muted, and there is music but it is*definitely background ambiance. In other words, it's a pretty quiet place. And yet people will*have the most interesting conversations, right in front of me. Some of the better things*I*have heard....
"I have only been*roofied ONCE and at least*I left the kids with a sitter!"
"Well, last year I got her the SUV for her birthday, so this year I guess I should get her the power boat" (by the way, this gentleman left me a 78 cent tip. Way to go Bigshot.)
"I keep bringing naked pictures of myself but you never want to see them!" (spoken by a very drunk woman to a man who clearly wanted to be Anywhere. Else.
(one woman to her friend) "Will you drink red wine too, so I won't be the only one with black teeth?"
"I talked to them about getting it in, but they can't help. I've tried every way I've ever used before to get it in. I just want it in, and it's sooo hard" (Obviously something work/equipment related, notable mainly because the effort it took not to say 'That's what SHE said" actually had me breaking out into a sweat. I think I had a stroke. Honestly, I'm only human people).
This one was actually directed to me "YeeeeeeerpreddyhowolddyathinmmmmmI???"
::translation:: You're pretty; how old do you think I am?"
Um. Yikes. You are so cut off.
I'm working for the next 5 nights in a row, so I'm sure I will have some more soon!
Last edited by I am the Lizard Queen!!; 07-03-2012 at 09:14 PM.
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