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    One happy Sunday morning a whole town was attending mass at their local church. All of a sudden the floor erupted into flames and none other then the devil himself appeared before them. The panic that followed was horrible. People climbing over eachother to be the first out. Finally all the cummotion died down and only the devil and a single old man remained inside.

    The Devil bared his teeth and said 'Do you not run mortal!?'

    To which the old man replied 'I do not.'

    'Are you not frightened?' barked the Devil

    'I am not' replied the man.

    'Do you have any idea what I can do to your body and soul?' snarled Satan

    'Of course i do.' said the man with no fear in his voice.

    'Then why do you not cower?' said the devil with a hint of confusion in his voice.

    To which the old man replied, 'No matter what you do to me it cant compare to the 75 years I have been married to your sister!'
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