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  • #61
    Quoth Racket_Man View Post
    I LOVE IT !!!!!!!
    Glad you like it!

    To be honest, I'm surprised I didn't make this connection sooner (screen name to song title).

    SC
    "...four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one..." W. Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing Act I, Sc I

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    • #62
      Well, I got Gravekeeper's permission, so here it is.

      Annoy Gravekeeper
      Parody of (Don't Fear) The Reaper by The Blue Oyster Cult

      Now the time has come
      On the telephone
      I'll call and place an order
      Out of my mind, no pants and no pain
      (And it's after 2AM)

      Come on baby
      (Annoy Gravekeeper)
      Tell me what's my name
      (Annoy Gravekeeper)
      Don't know what to buy
      (Annoy Gravekeeper)
      Well, I've got all night

      La, la la, la la
      La, la la, la la

      Just ran out of rum
      My mind's almost gone
      I'm drunk as a fish right now
      And can see into eternity
      (He's drunk as a fish right now)

      40,000 men and women every day
      (Well it often seems like it)
      40,000 men and women every day
      (Don't know their own address)
      Another 40,000 coming every day
      (Driving him insane)

      Come on baby
      (Annoy Gravekeeper)
      Tell me what's my name
      (Annoy Gravekeeper)
      Don't know what to buy
      (Annoy Gravekeeper)
      Well, I've got all night

      ENJOY!

      SC
      "...four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one..." W. Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing Act I, Sc I

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      • #63
        That is an alarmingly accurate account of how my night shifts use to go. Thank God I'm not on that shift anymore. I only sometimes get hit with their spittle now. Granted I deal with a whoooole new category of demi-human now.

        Granted, my reputation as our resident bastion against the weak minded works against me. As coworkers will on the day shift will pass suspect calls to me now because I'm the most artfully proficient at dealing with the demi-humans that call those lines. >.>

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        • #64
          And the next honoree is KhirasHY.

          Mental
          Parody of Unwell by Rob Thomas/Matchbox 20

          All night
          Staring at the ceiling taking
          Shouts from morons without cause

          All day
          Hearing voices telling him
          That he should get some sleep
          Because Working here might be good for something

          Hold on
          He's looking like he's headed for a
          Breakdown
          I sure know why

          Uncle Khiras, is just a little mental
          I know, right now you can't tell
          But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see
          How different he can be

          Uncle Khiras, is just a little insane
          I know, right now it's not plain
          But soon enough you're gonna really see
          How crazy he could be. See?


          Thanks for the permission to post, Uncle Khiras. Hope you enjoy.

          SC
          "...four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one..." W. Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing Act I, Sc I

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          • #65
            Quoth BroSCFischer View Post
            Thanks for the permission to post, Uncle Khiras. Hope you enjoy.

            SC
            Note to self, stop listening to South Park songs while reading this.

            Because I now have "Uncle F*cka" in my head, with "Khiras" in place of "F*cka"
            The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

            Now queen of USSR-Land...

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            • #66
              Haha, awesome. I don't know about the "just a little insane" part though...I thought I broke that wall down long ago Good adaptation though hehe
              "That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
              "What IS fun to fight through?"
              "Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."

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              • #67
                Been a while, eh?

                I checked with Raps before posting this parody of Suicide is Painless better known as the Theme Song to M*A*S*H

                On early morning surf's I see
                Somethings that offended me
                That are against the rules I see
                There's only one thing left for me

                To Report posts, it's painless
                It brings notice to pages
                Just don't reply to any of them, please

                The moderators try to make
                A place for all to relate
                Without that ever-present hate
                Please let them know, and then just wait, for

                Reporting posts is painless
                It brings notice to pages
                Just don't reply to any of them, please

                Enjoy,

                SC
                "...four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one..." W. Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing Act I, Sc I

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