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    Irv, I thought of you today

    as I walked through a fresh fart with the culprit nowhere in sight. I can almost still smell it.
    Last edited by Food Lady; 05-20-2013, 11:14 PM.
    "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably
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    Liquid fence spill for me today. Only one bottle, but still....

    ETA; Thought for the day: Farts are like people. It's the quiet ones you have to worry about.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • #3
      LOL! Also, what's fence spill?
      "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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        Liquid fence. This vile-smelling chemical you put on your plants and bushes so animals don't snack on them.

        It smells like piss, puke and ass. It's nasty.
        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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        • #5
          Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
          Liquid fence. This vile-smelling chemical you put on your plants and bushes so animals don't snack on them.

          It smells like piss, puke and ass. It's nasty.
          OMG one summer a bottle of that fell off a cart in the back room and exploded. It stank ALL SUMMER LONG all the way through September. Because after all, the back of the store (employees only, except for the break room/conference room area) wasn't climate controlled in summer. Every time you walked through those doors it smacked you like a sledgehammer. It's worse than nasty. It literally smells like the grossest bathroom you could ever imagine, after a couple of months at the equator, times a thousand.

          That was a miserable, long, HOT, and humid summer. Like a couple, three years ago? Anyway after that fiasco, they started using topstock shelves in seasonal instead of keeping that shit in the back.

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          • #6
            Funnily enough I made a delivery tonight and when I got out of my car, the entire area smelled of squished skunk (not from me mind you).
            I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
            -- Life Sucks Then You Die.

            "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
              Liquid fence. This vile-smelling chemical you put on your plants and bushes so animals don't snack on them.

              It smells like piss, puke and ass. It's nasty.
              Is it anything like liquid ass? Or worse?
              If anyone breaks the three pint rule, they'll be running all night to the pisser and back.

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              • #8
                Today at work while stocking vitamins, let's just say I passed a guy who quite obviously shipped his pants quite recently.
                Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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