We so classy-vaguely NSFW

[Cooper]

I, and everyone else who has seen these signs, has thought they were actually pretty funny.

These signs are in our bathroom:

Then by the door...

Not in the bathroom, but hanging in the employee area:

This isn't even getting into the partially nude swimsuit calendars in the guy's workshop.

[XCashier]

I've been tempted to hang a sign in the mens' room:

Batters with short bats, please stand close to home plate

or perhaps, this sign.

[The Masked Tutor]

My mom has one similar to that in her main bathroom at home. It says "Gentlemen, please stand colser, it's shorter than you think. Ladies, please remain seated during the performance." It's right next to the toilet paper too.

[Treasure]

"if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie - wipe the seatie"

"we aim to please; you aim too, please"

[fireheart]

My boyfriend has one of the most bizarre shirts that he's used in a sex joke on more than one occasion. It's an XKCD comic.

"Make me a sandwich"
"What, make it yourself."
"Sudo make me a sandwich?"
"ok."

[Draper Mel]

Now I'm imagining boat nuts. Like Truck Nuts, only they'd float behind the boat.

[fireheart]

Now I'm imagining boat nuts. Like Truck Nuts, only they'd float behind the boat.

Hell, why not do them? Wouldn't be TOO hard to make I'd imagine...

[EricKei]

Just have a ...er...set...made out of wood or some other lightweight, reasonably bouyant material.

[fireheart]

Just have a ...er...set...made out of wood or some other lightweight, reasonably bouyant material.

make em out of rubber

Also, you just reminded me of something.

On a number of the local buses, there's a sign saying "Priority seating area for the elderly and people with disabilities".

Over time some people take the letters off and it's turned into:

"Priority eating for people with ties"

[dalesys]

..."Priority eating for people with ties"

I see that as the title on a Devil's Panties Sunday strip...
(What not to say in the bedroom)