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  • #31
    granted but Mrs.Better is now dead in your bed.

    I wish i haddn't burnt my self again.

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    • #32
      Granted! The duck burnt you!

      I wish I were more awake.
      I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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      • #33
        Granted! Now you're an insomniac.

        I wish I had my own apartment.
        Things just get so crazy living life gets hard to do. I would gladly hit the road, get up and go if I knew,that someday it would bring me back to you.

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        • #34
          Granted! Mrs. Bates bought an apartment complex and her son is your new neighbor. Watch your back.

          I wish I had a cookie.
          I AM the evil bastard!
          A+ Certified IT Technician

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          • #35
            Granted, but the cookie is burnt to a crisp.

            I wish I had a clean house.
            Question authority, but raise your hand first. -Alan M. Bershowitz

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            • #36
              granted...except the house is now invisble!

              I wish I had a job that let me do what i want when I want...and never worry about money again.
              It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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              • #37
                Granted. You're very happy living in your cardboard box so you don't worry about anything.

                I wish my computer cord was longer.
                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                • #38
                  Granted. You now have a 5000-foot spool of cord in front of the desk, neatly blocking access to it.

                  I wish I was a CS moderator.
                  "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

                  RIP Plaidman.

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                  • #39
                    Granted! You are now a moderator at The Colon Service forum.

                    I wish I had a good movie.
                    I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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                    • #40
                      Granted. Now everyone sends all their complaints and issues with other posters to you and flame wars break out all over the place!

                      I wish my apartment was self-cleaning.
                      Last edited by BookstoreEscapee; 08-22-2009, 03:41 AM.
                      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                      • #41
                        granted...but again its invisible.

                        I wish I could have the power to teleport instantly anywhere I wanted at anytime.
                        It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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                        • #42
                          Granted. But it doesn't work on your clothes, so you arrive naked.

                          (let's see what you can come up with for this one.....)

                          "I wish I had......two thousand feet, so I could put five hundred of them in each of your asses!!!"
                          "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

                          RIP Plaidman.

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                          • #43
                            granted....except your a millipede now and the effect your going for just isn't working.

                            I wish all my laundry was washed, dryed, and put away in its proper place.

                            (man I love these, my D&D players ALWAYS want a wish out of me...but I pull stuff like this)
                            It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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                            • #44
                              Quoth Sarlon View Post
                              granted....except your a millipede now and the effect your going for just isn't working.

                              I wish all my laundry was washed, dryed, and put away in its proper place.

                              (man I love these, my D&D players ALWAYS want a wish out of me...but I pull stuff like this)
                              Granted. Except that it was all done on Extra Hot with extra Clorox, so it's all shrunken and discolored.

                              I wish I had my dream car.
                              "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

                              RIP Plaidman.

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                              • #45
                                Granted...along with your dream job, dream wife/husband, dream kids, dream animal of your choice....and then right when you find out you won the lottery....you wake up.

                                I wish I could get a massage every month.
                                It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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