You are as dumb as rocks...with lips.

[Phone Jockey]

One phone call & 3 e-mails later, I really am as dumb as a rock...with lips. Read on to find out the story behind that one!

Me: Hi, may I speak with Mr. Jones?
MJ: No, but this is Mrs. Jones. Speak to me.
Me: Sure. We understand that your husband is interested in high-speed service and would like to offer it to him at this time.
MJ: What? What is THAT about?
Me: High-speed service---
MJ: I don’t understand you!
Me: We received notice that Mr. Jones is interested in high-speed—
MJ: I need to call you later. I am “on the road” right now. (click)

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Customer: At 6:45 I tried to call you and spent 30 minutes on hold listening to your damn non-stop commercials when finally a moron answered (no disrespect to the morons of the world). Your technicians are the equivalent of a rock with lips.

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Customer: I pay for your service, why don’t I have access to all the special crap you have?

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Customer: I am well-educated on getting swindled by complicated scams.

[blas]

If it whines like a customer, screams like a customer, and quacks like a customer......

Say it with me boys and girls.....

[ArenaBoy]

One phone call & 3 e-mails later, I really am as dumb as a rock...with lips. Read on to find out the story behind that one!

Me: Hi, may I speak with Mr. Jones?
MJ: No, but this is Mrs. Jones. Speak to me.
Me: Sure. We understand that your husband is interested in high-speed service and would like to offer it to him at this time.
MJ: What? What is THAT about?
Me: High-speed service---
MJ: I don’t understand you!
Me: We received notice that Mr. Jones is interested in high-speed—
MJ: I need to call you later. I am “on the road” right now. (click)

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"On the road again, I can't wait to get on the road again!"

Customer: At 6:45 I tried to call you and spent 30 minutes on hold listening to your damn non-stop commercials when finally a moron answered (no disrespect to the morons of the world). Your technicians are the equivalent of a rock with lips.

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Speechless.

Customer: I pay for your service, why don’t I have access to all the special crap you have?

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Because we hate you?

Customer: I am well-educated on getting swindled by complicated scams.

So you graduated with a PhD in being stupid? Well done!

[Phone Jockey]

"On the road again, I can't wait to get on the road again!"

This is exactly what my co-worker & I started singing after we stopped laughing at this nut.

ALSO, if anyone can draw a rock with lips, I would be most grateful. haha!

[aurelemsrealm]

Hmmmm....... Do pet rocks have lips? Does that mean you are hiring pet rocks to work as technicians?

[Andara Bledin]

Customer: At 6:45 I tried to call you and spent 30 minutes on hold listening to your damn non-stop commercials when finally a moron answered (no disrespect to the morons of the world). Your technicians are the equivalent of a rock with lips.

Um... we have had reached some of those very same "techs" when calling Earthlink to get them to fix whatever problem they've managed to cause for this month. I kid you not; the people they have answering their customer service lines these days don't even know how Internet access works (one gem was that "dial up connections don't use DNS servers"), and managed to munge up our account information to the point where there had to be no less than 4 calls made to get them to straighten it out (one old maintenance account held by my ex, and one live account held by me, and they couldn't figure out how to bill them to the right people).

^-.-^

[solemnwarning]

Um... we have had reached some of those very same "techs" when calling Earthlink to get them to fix whatever problem they've managed to cause for this month. I kid you not; the people they have answering their customer service lines these days don't even know how Internet access works (one gem was that "dial up connections don't use DNS servers"), and managed to munge up our account information to the point where there had to be no less than 4 calls made to get them to straighten it out (one old maintenance account held by my ex, and one live account held by me, and they couldn't figure out how to bill them to the right people).

^-.-^

I get the same whenever I try calling the "techs" at NTL/Virgin/whatevertheyarenow

[Geek King]

If it whines like a customer, screams like a customer, and quacks like a customer......

Say it with me boys and girls.....

It must be a Greater Spotted Dik Dik?

[Phone Jockey]

Hmmmm....... Do pet rocks have lips? Does that mean you are hiring pet rocks to work as technicians?

Ummmmmmm, well...I uh...gotta go! Can't talk now!

PJ

[Pagan]

This is completely OT, but Andara, the Scottish Fold in your avatar is just too cute!

[Andara Bledin]

Yeah. I picked that one up from kittenbreak.com 'cause I wanted to join in the "kitteh avatar" fun.

It's kitten #28, found HERE.

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[Imogene]

ALSO, if anyone can draw a rock with lips,

I could photoshop one crappily, or I could sketch one and take a week to do it... Or I could photoshop one and take a week to do it... I see the Bratz cartoon lips on a rock...

[Phone Jockey]

I could photoshop one crappily, or I could sketch one and take a week to do it... Or I could photoshop one and take a week to do it... I see the Bratz cartoon lips on a rock...

HAHA! Whichever you prefer! You should post it to this thread...that would be awesome!

PJ

[Geek King]

Until Juwl delivers, Google-fu to the rescue! Through many, many pics of the band Flaming Lips, I found this:

[Sliceanddice]

andara i curse you and your cuteness... ohhh KITTIES!!!