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The possessed cart story reminded me of this one. I used to wait tables at a Chinese restaurant in the local Wally World plaza. You know the one. Every Wally World plaza that I've ever seen has one. 
Me and a CW were talking just outside the front door one night after the restaurant closed. We both stopped suddenly trying to figure out what this awful racket was. It sounded like a shopping cart rolling across the pavement, only much louder. Finally, we spotted a car driving through the parking lot with a hand sticking out of a window that was holding a cart.
They eventually let it go and it went flying toward our cars! The idiots drove off without even looking. Thankfully, the cart harmlessly hit a light pole with a concrete base. Still, most of my CWs had dents in their cars from shopping carts in the plaza. Now we know why. 
Me and a CW were talking just outside the front door one night after the restaurant closed. We both stopped suddenly trying to figure out what this awful racket was. It sounded like a shopping cart rolling across the pavement, only much louder. Finally, we spotted a car driving through the parking lot with a hand sticking out of a window that was holding a cart.
They eventually let it go and it went flying toward our cars! The idiots drove off without even looking. Thankfully, the cart harmlessly hit a light pole with a concrete base. Still, most of my CWs had dents in their cars from shopping carts in the plaza. Now we know why.
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