I can't even think of a title to describe this f**ker!

[rageaholic]

Nurse: Oh right! Shall we just leave her here out in the cold then? Or should we wait until she crawls in for help, and then make her wait in line?!
Man: Well look how old she is! You should be looking after me! I'll be around for much longer!
Nurse: You won't be alive for much longer if you carry on talking like that!!

That is made of win.

That guy was a first class asshole.

[Bramble]

I think I would've been forced to destroy that guy if I'd been around. For a small fee he can vanish.....

[lobo94]

That is made of win.

That guy was a no class asshole.

Fixed it for you. "grin"

I think I would've been forced to destroy that guy if I'd been around. For a small fee he can vanish.....

I'll bring the cement mixer. And the sodas.

[aurelemsrealm]

I've had irate patients literally call the ambulance to the ER waiting room to try and force us to see them next.

What? Really? Wouldn't that be akin to abuse of 911 or something of that nature? I know sucktitude knows no bounds, but still, that's just ridiculous.

[BrenDAnn]

My only solace reading this is that karma is a bitch...and she doesn't like jackasses like him at all. Also, I hope the elderly woman is alright! Poor thing!

[morgana]

I think I would've been forced to destroy that guy if I'd been around. For a small fee he can vanish.....

*digs for her checkbook* How 'small' a fee, and who should I make this out to?

Seriously, there are a number of people who need to be *very* glad I don't have god-like powers. The human population of this planet would drop. A lot.

[Ironclad Alibi]

*digs for her checkbook* How 'small' a fee, and who should I make this out to?

No fee needed. Professional hitmen have been known to do pro-bono work.

[aurelemsrealm]

Seriously, there are a number of people who need to be *very* glad I don't have god-like powers. The human population of this planet would drop. A lot.

Such thoughts as these have often made me smile in the faces of the stupid and obnoxious.

[Mytical]

I don't know..think if I had been around it might have become an emergency for the guy. All legitimate like.

((CS, nor I condone violence. While CS will not make an exception.. ))

[Bramble]

*digs for her checkbook* How 'small' a fee, and who should I make this out to?

Enough for a bus ticket and a rubber apron

[tropicsgoddess]

What an insensitive ass!

[Kristev]

She's in a pool of blood, and he's complaining that he gets to go first? The last time I checked, bleeding can kill you.

Strong nurse who told it like it way. All the more reason I generally 1) Love nurses, 2) Hate almost everyone else.

[Sapphire Silk]

What? Really? Wouldn't that be akin to abuse of 911 or something of that nature? I know sucktitude knows no bounds, but still, that's just ridiculous.

You'd think it would . . . I was effin pissed (I was triage that day, and had to deal with the stupid bitch).

The paramedic was furious . . . and refused to transport the patient around the side of the building to the ambulance bay . . . because the charge nurse would just have sent the patient back to the waiting room.