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    So I get this email..seems legit

    So I got this email today...
    'Sir/Ma,
    We wish to inform you that a power of attorney was forwarded to our office this morning, by two gentlemen regarding your unclaimed fund of $2.5 Million Dollar. One of them is an American citizen named Mr. Robert Porter and the other is Mr. Wilhelm Berg a Swedish citizen.The document claims these gentlemen to be your authorized representatives, and the power of attorney states that you are already deceased. It further states that your death was due to lung cancer, with your date of death being March 27th, 2019.
    In the event that you are in fact still alive, we ask that you confirm your existence by responding to this email. You are to view this as a matter requiring immediately attention and response. We have 48 hr monitoring of all activities within Federal Reserve Bank.
    We have contacted the bank in the Sweden asking them to wait for further directives from Federal Reserve Bank, prior to authorizing any withdrawals in any form. Our request is based entirely on our attempt to verify that you are in fact deceased, before money is wrongly disbursed.
    Finally, we forewarn you that if we do not hear back from you shortly, we will have to assume that you are in fact deceased and Federal Reserve bank will proceed with release funds to the above gentlemen.'

    I'm tempted to start a poll as to whether I am alive or not, but I don't trust some of y'all...
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    Da, Komrade, is komplete legit yes. In fekt, give to me your bank detail now and I will ensure total safe process and transfer of money fr-- er, TO your akkount. Yu can trust.

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    I'm tempted to start a poll as to whether I am alive or not, but I don't trust some of y'all...
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      Quoth EricKei View Post
      Da, Komrade, is komplete legit yes. In fekt, give to me your bank detail now and I will ensure total safe process and transfer of money fr-- er, TO your akkount. Yu can trust.
      I'm more interested in learning about this "the Sweden" place. I know there's "Sweden", but I've never heard of "the Sweden".
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        "Sir/Ma"
        "... your unclaimed fund of $2.5 Million Dollar."

        How do they know it's your fund if they can't even address the email to your name?
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          Quoth mjr View Post
          I'm more interested in learning about this "the Sweden" place.
          Da. I mean, yis. We are from The Sweden. That is proper name of glorious republic that kapitalist Westerners not seem to understand. Has always been kalld The Sweden for many many century, but others kip leaving off the proper The. Is wery important. Please to be getting it right from now on! We are truly The Sweden - We have m00s! And fjords! Even now, I em pining for fjords.

          Now, how about that bank akkount number, good friend?
          "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
          "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
          "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
          "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
          "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
          "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
          Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
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          • #6
            That is most defently NOT written by a Swede

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