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I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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Oh God no! Just an eccentric older lady.Quoth Monterey Jack View PostKnowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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First saw that joke when reading Polymer City Chronicle (webcomic, long gone).
I'll have to see if I've got the strip saved when I get home.
Luftwaffles!The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.Comment
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I'd like to appropriate that for my own future use, if you don't mind.Quoth MoonCat View PostComment
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I've got a creepy co-worker like that. He likes to stand right behind people and wait until they notice him. One day I turned around and he was five inches from my face. I jumped and yelled "Jesus, WHAT?!". The next time he did it I spun around with my elbow out.
He doesn't do that to me anymore.The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it. - Neil deGrasse TysonComment
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