Not your average dinner reservation...

[Emmeileia]

So a couple of weeks ago I started my awesome new job at a wildlife and forest reserve in northern Ontario. So far, it rocks.
Now, one of the biggest attractions we have there is a captive, unsocialized wolf pack. They have a big enclosure, and people come to the museum at one end and sit in a viewing room waiting to possibly see the wolves.
The boss is always looking for new programs so we have a suggestion box. Well, the other day we got the most hilarious suggestion.

"You should let people have dinner with the wolves" -so-and-so from Toronto.

I don't know what this person was thinking. If they meant people should be allowed to eat dinner while we feed the wolves, well...watching a pack of nine dismember a deer and fight over it is not really appetizing to most. In addition to the fact that our feedings are random, so we can't make reservations or anything.

If they meant that people should be allowed to eat dinner IN THE PEN WITH THE WOLVES...I am almost inclined to let them. Cause that would end badly for them, but good for the overall genetics of the human race.

[Chained to the counter]

Why certainly sir, i'm sure the wolves would love to have YOU for dinner

[chainedbarista]

yes, film and make a documentary, "when idiots choose poorly." i'd watch it and laugh evilly, as darwinism takes hold of those marked for genetic removal.

seriously, either way, um, no.

i'll watch it on tv, but not while eating; nature is as it does, but not during mealtime, thanks.

[Tito]

Why certainly sir, i'm sure the wolves would love to have YOU for dinner

LOL.. that would be a good place to seat any SCs. Follow me, please, we have a nice seat outside with a specticular view of the wildlife.

[Antisocial_Worker]

Why certainly sir, i'm sure the wolves would love to have YOU for dinner

In Soviet Russia, wolves eat YOU!

I'm sorry... I couldn't read your post without hearing that shrieking in my head.

[FenigDurak]

In Soviet Russia, wolves eat YOU!

I saw a picture the other day that read
"In Soviet Vietnam, Cat Eats You!" over a cat chewing on a guy's foot.

[Sliceanddice]

i think what the person ment was you should put a restaunt with viewing area to wolves in... you know so you can eat at thw wolf display... with the wolves... you see!!!!

[xlr82xs]

after seeing counterstrike players eat, and the amount of trash (food scraps, skin, toenail clippings) left behind in the store after one day of "competition", i can't see a pack of wolves ripping apart a still living deer having any sort of negative impact on my appetite

[Becks]

People should sit there and THINK about how they word things.

But then, if they did, we wouldn't have the snazzy "Workaday" thread.

i'll watch it on tv, but not while eating; nature is as it does, but not during mealtime, thanks.

That's my opinion, too.

[BookstoreEscapee]

I saw a picture the other day that read
"In Soviet Vietnam, Cat Eats You!" over a cat chewing on a guy's foot.

Hey, my cat was trying to eat my foot yesterday. I live in New Jersey...

(Every so often she decides she wants to play, and starts going at my feet under the chair. If she just used her paws, that'd be fine, since she has no claws. Unfortunately, she bites. Ow.)

[mariamousie1]

My brother's kitten loves my feet.
As for the wolves, Kevin Costner danced with the wolves, so why not eat with them? After all, they're only cute and cuddly stuffed animals.

[XCashier]

Why certainly sir, i'm sure the wolves would love to have YOU for dinner

Now now, you know that kind of junk food isn't good for wolves!