Storytime!: "The CEO said I could!" ~ 3rd party coupons are evil edition!

[Dreamstalker]

This week our website has a load-to-card coupon good for $10 off $100 or more (I get the emails, but can't actually log into my online account--their password-reset function is stuck in a useless loop). I guarantee people who manage to use that will then try to use every Facebook-circulated 'coupon' as well.