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  • #46
    I taught 7th grade for a decade. One year my fellow teachers and I fought hard to keep one of the girls in school after she gave birth. To her second child. At age 14.
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    • #47
      Then there's poor Lina Medina....
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      • #48
        Quoth greensinestro View Post
        A ploy some people try is having a baby with them. Yes, some people "borrow" one's kid to fool cashiers into thinking they're legal, and it's probably the babysitter who does this. Very pathetic.
        I had one girl try to do this to me. She said, "I thought if I brought in my six year old I would not be asked! I HAVE A SIX YEAR OLD!" I calmly replied, "Oh so you mean I could have bought cigarettes when I was sixteen? My little brother is ten years younger than me. "

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        • #49
          Wikipedia has a list of young mothers between 5 and 10 years of age.
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          • #50
            We had two girls try that. They brought in the exact same baby to try and get cigarettes, and both were carded and had no ID. Dunno whether the baby was the son of one of the girls, or their little brother.
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            • #51
              Quoth Titi View Post
              I had one girl try to do this to me. She said, "I thought if I brought in my six year old I would not be asked! I HAVE A SIX YEAR OLD!" I calmly replied, "Oh so you mean I could have bought cigarettes when I was sixteen? My little brother is ten years younger than me. "
              My youngest half sister is EIGHTEEN years and 3 days younger than me. I have been mistaken for her mother before.

              Believe me, if I had raised her, she wouldn't be such an airhead.
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              • #52
                My ex-woof's first child is 43. Her eighth is 15. One of my cousins died at 52 with 4 daughters, 14 grandchildren and 8 great-grandchildren.
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                • #53
                  Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                  My youngest half sister is EIGHTEEN years and 3 days younger than me. I have been mistaken for her mother before.
                  Actress Vera Farmiga (41) has a sister (Taissa Farmiga)...who is 20. I honestly thought Taissa was her daughter until I read they were siblings.

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                  • #54
                    In ye olden days, when families had 12 or more children (and 5 (?) survive to adulthood on average), it was not uncommon for a couple to have started at age 16.

                    One child every 12-15 months, 18+ kids by age 35 when menopause usually starts to kick in (but not always.

                    I have to wonder, what is the record for most number of lifetime children born by one woman?
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                    • #55
                      Quoth Gilhelmi View Post
                      I have to wonder, what is the record for most number of lifetime children born by one woman?
                      Here you go

                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of..._most_children

                      The most verifyable were 62 to the same mother (I'm guessing plenty of multiple births).
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                      • #56
                        Quoth greek_jester View Post
                        Here you go

                        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of..._most_children

                        The most verifyable were 62 to the same mother (I'm guessing plenty of multiple births).
                        yes it was 16 twins, 2 triplets and 4 quads over a period of 41 years.

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