Now, I do not do this with everybody, only with customers that I know can take a joke.
One of the regulars calls up (He never knows what he wants) I answer the phone and he says " wanna place a delivery order.. I don't know what I want" I Facepalm, I always send him menus and I wonder why he can't figure out what he wants before he calls
Me: Well, I can send you The Shut Up and Eat it.
Him: What's that?
Me: Whatever I feel like making for you
Him: So, no matter what it is, I have to eat it?
Me: That's right
Him: Even if it'd something totally disgusting?
Me: Even if it's hickory smoked horse buttholes
He laughed and quickly ordered a Country Club
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Another regular calls up, I know he likes it when I answer cause I will just say whatever I find funny at the time.
Me: (answering the phone) Johnny Jim's, would you like to try our Extra Big Ass Sandwich? Now with more molecules!
Him: (laughing) That's a good one!
One of the regulars calls up (He never knows what he wants) I answer the phone and he says " wanna place a delivery order.. I don't know what I want" I Facepalm, I always send him menus and I wonder why he can't figure out what he wants before he calls
Me: Well, I can send you The Shut Up and Eat it.
Him: What's that?
Me: Whatever I feel like making for you
Him: So, no matter what it is, I have to eat it?
Me: That's right
Him: Even if it'd something totally disgusting?
Me: Even if it's hickory smoked horse buttholes
He laughed and quickly ordered a Country Club
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Another regular calls up, I know he likes it when I answer cause I will just say whatever I find funny at the time.
Me: (answering the phone) Johnny Jim's, would you like to try our Extra Big Ass Sandwich? Now with more molecules!
Him: (laughing) That's a good one!
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