Words customers use that piss me off more than any others:
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Incompetent (When they don't get exactly what they want for some reason, they call you imcompetent)
This one really irritates the hell out of me. They act like they're so much better than me because they're on the other side of the counter. No matter how stupid or irritating or confusing their request was, we're the ones who are incompetent, for not having something in stock or telling them a store policy they don't like, etc. Even if someone does make a minor mistake, calling them incompetent is just rude! What kind of parents did they have that taught them to treat others that way?
Example:
Customer writes a check in unreadable chicken scratch and hands it to the cashier, who puts it through the machine for the amount.
Customer: Where's my twenty cash back?
Cashier: I'm sorry but I didn't hear you say you wanted twenty cash back.
Customer: Yes I did! Yes I did! It even says so on the check!
Cashier: *looks down at unreadable chicken scratch* The only way we can fix it is to return one of the items and run another check through so you can get 20 back on that one.
Customer: "You're just incompetent!"
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Ridiculous! (They hear something they don't want to hear, so they call it ridiculous.)
Example:
Customer: This pork is 1.50/lb at the other store.
Cashier: That's Tyson, a name brand product, and the meat in the ad is a no-name store brand, so we can't substitute Tyson for it.
Customer: "But you don't have a store brand!"
Cashier: It's not what's in the ad, and you brought up a much more expensive and high quality product than what's in the ad, I'm not allowed to substitute it.
Customer: That's ridiculous!
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I want to speak to your manager! (You told them something they didn't want to hear, or they got upset over some minor thing, so they want to talk to the manager.)
Example:
Customer: Why are you out of (insert favorite product here)?
Cashier: "There was a sale on them and other people bought them all. If you want to be able to buy them then you should try to get here early in the morning when there's some left, there may be some here tomorrow morning when we get another truck in."
Customer: "You're rude! I want to speak to your manager!"]
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Oh, and the one that irritates me more than any other is when they talk about me having a bad attitude. I'm an adult and they're adults, they don't need to F---ing treat me like a child.
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Incompetent (When they don't get exactly what they want for some reason, they call you imcompetent)
This one really irritates the hell out of me. They act like they're so much better than me because they're on the other side of the counter. No matter how stupid or irritating or confusing their request was, we're the ones who are incompetent, for not having something in stock or telling them a store policy they don't like, etc. Even if someone does make a minor mistake, calling them incompetent is just rude! What kind of parents did they have that taught them to treat others that way?
Example:
Customer writes a check in unreadable chicken scratch and hands it to the cashier, who puts it through the machine for the amount.
Customer: Where's my twenty cash back?
Cashier: I'm sorry but I didn't hear you say you wanted twenty cash back.
Customer: Yes I did! Yes I did! It even says so on the check!
Cashier: *looks down at unreadable chicken scratch* The only way we can fix it is to return one of the items and run another check through so you can get 20 back on that one.
Customer: "You're just incompetent!"
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Ridiculous! (They hear something they don't want to hear, so they call it ridiculous.)
Example:
Customer: This pork is 1.50/lb at the other store.
Cashier: That's Tyson, a name brand product, and the meat in the ad is a no-name store brand, so we can't substitute Tyson for it.
Customer: "But you don't have a store brand!"
Cashier: It's not what's in the ad, and you brought up a much more expensive and high quality product than what's in the ad, I'm not allowed to substitute it.
Customer: That's ridiculous!
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I want to speak to your manager! (You told them something they didn't want to hear, or they got upset over some minor thing, so they want to talk to the manager.)
Example:
Customer: Why are you out of (insert favorite product here)?
Cashier: "There was a sale on them and other people bought them all. If you want to be able to buy them then you should try to get here early in the morning when there's some left, there may be some here tomorrow morning when we get another truck in."
Customer: "You're rude! I want to speak to your manager!"]
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Oh, and the one that irritates me more than any other is when they talk about me having a bad attitude. I'm an adult and they're adults, they don't need to F---ing treat me like a child.
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