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  • #31
    Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
    Me: And what drink would you like?
    Customer: Salad.
    Me:

    Haha that almost made me cry. Those customers make it worth having strange days
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    • #32
      Quoth crazylegs View Post
      You've never met a chav have you?
      I'm fairly certain we have chavs around here. Only they have different accents.

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      • #33
        Quoth Hello Kitty View Post
        I was watching some show that featured two experts, and was wondering why the one Indian lady with the British accent sounded so much smarter than the other foreign guy. Thinking it over, I realized that while growing up, the only British people I heard were on PBS - Masterpiece Theater dramas, David Attenborough, Jane Goodall, and the like. No wonder I (and probably most other Americans) think upper class British accents sound so smart! 'Course, Bertie Wooster doesn't count.
        And this is probably why we Yanks think it's soooo funny when we hear British people use profanity. It's just FUNNIER when someone with a British accent does it.

        Oh, yeah, and we have Chavs over here, we just have much ruder words for them.

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        • #34
          Ok. Now I REALLY have to look like a dumb hick and ask what a CHAV is.
          "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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          • #35
            Are chavs the equivalents of teenage hooligans/wannabe gangstas? I've heard rude terms for them in America, namely "white trash".

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            • #36
              Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
              oh you think you have it bad... I live in a state where the only exposure we've gotten on TV has been "Big Love"... people think you are a redneck hick and they think I have multiple wives...
              And here, we've got bootleggers and Mayberry . . . can we call an even trade?
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              • #37
                Quoth customersruinmylife View Post

                Me: And what drink would you like?
                Customer: Salad.
                :

                I dont know why I think this is so funny! But I laughed so hard I almost peed myself. Does anyone know what rule that is that I just almost broke?

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                • #38
                  Quoth Peppergirl View Post
                  Ok. Now I REALLY have to look like a dumb hick and ask what a CHAV is.
                  A bogan/wigger from the UK.

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                  • #39
                    Ouch. I was just gonna say that "white trash" was the polite term.

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                    • #40
                      Quoth edible_hat View Post
                      A bogan/wigger from the UK.
                      Picturing THAT with a British accent is just KILLING me.
                      "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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                      • #41
                        Quoth Peppergirl View Post
                        You mean you don't? Damn!

                        (ducks and runs away)
                        i can't even find one woman
                        how am I supposed to find multiple
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                        • #42
                          Quoth Peppergirl View Post
                          Ok. Now I REALLY have to look like a dumb hick and ask what a CHAV is.
                          http://www.answers.com/chav
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                          • #43
                            Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
                            SC: There! £1.49! Glass of chardonnay! Told you!
                            Me: Oh my God...ma'am...that is not my bar...
                            SC: It says £1.49!
                            Me: Yes it does! But it is not us! It's not even the same building as us!
                            SC: Well that's misleading.
                            Me: OK, I'm going now.
                            SC: Fine! I'll drink in here then!
                            To which I would be sorely tempted to reply: "Well, ma'am, I'm afraid we can't serve you at either price. You're obviously so drunk, I have to cut you off now."


                            Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
                            A chav comes up to the bar. He looks about 14.
                            I know this is regional slang, but I'm curious. What the heck is a chav?


                            Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
                            Me: And what drink would you like?
                            Customer: Salad.
                            The perfect solution: blender.

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                            • #44
                              We do have something similar to chavs. We call them wannabes.
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                              • #45
                                Quoth TryNotToBeThatOne View Post
                                We do have something similar to chavs. We call them wannabes.
                                Now just close your eyes and picture THAT, with a British accent. Every time I do, I giggle uncontrollably.
                                "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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