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    A pair of aliens arrive at Earth and teleport down. The materialize at a gas station, and the lead alien haughtily walks up to one of the gas pumps. He draws his ray gun.

    "We are here to conquer your planet, Earthling! Take us to your leader!'

    Naturally, the gas pump remains silent.

    "Take us to your leader, Earthling, or I will atomize you!"

    At this his subordinate speaks up. "Um, sir, before you do that, I'm going to stand over there." He walks across the street, and the leader continues.

    "Last chance, Earthling! Take me to your leader!"

    Again, the pump is silent. The leader fires, and the pump explodes, sending the leader flying across the street to land next to his subordinate in a smoking heap. As he slowly gets up and dusts himself off, he berates his subordinate. "If you knew that was going to happen, then why didn't your warn me!?"

    The subordinate shrugs. "I didn't know what would happen, sir. But I DO know I am not stupid enough to mess with a guy whose dick is so long he has to wrap it around his body twice and it's still long enough to stick in his ear!"
    A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.....

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    The captain's plan blew up in his face.
    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

    I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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