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  • We Need Your Help to Identify a Serial Streaker

    We had received several complaints about a male streaker running around the neighborhood every night for the past two weeks.

    The police needs details about this pervert. We need to know if he has body hair, scars, tattoos, or anything else that sticks out.
    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

    I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

  • #2
    *snicker*

    I thought streaking went out of style back in the 70s.
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    • #3
      If the streaker is a senior citizen, it won't be hard.
      Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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      • #4
        Well, there was something, but it was so small I wasn't sure what it was.

        That reminds me, I need to pick up some baby carrots.
        When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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        • #5
          Cheap shot, Moon.
          I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my keister!

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          -Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

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          • #6
            In a way, I would have to respect a male streaker. It's a brave man that is willing to show us his shortcomings.
            This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

            I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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            • #7
              Sounds like much ado about nothing if you ask me. . .
              *snicker*
              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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              • #8
                We had a senior citizen do a streak through the village flower show....

                He won first prize for the Best Dried Arrangement.
                Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.

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                • #9
                  Quoth catcul View Post
                  ...or anything else that sticks out.
                  ^^This!^^

                  I couldn't stop laughing for several minutes I'm sorry! I really am! But... (snickers)

                  My advice: either someone has to stay up all night with a flash camera and pepper spray and hope to catch the guy in the act or post warning signs around the neighborhood saying something along the lines of how tiny his twig and berries are or something about his pimply butt making everyone sick. Maybe he'll be too embarrassed to do it again.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Marmalady View Post
                    He won first prize for the Best Dried Arrangement.
                    I am giggling maniacally.
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Dentarthurdent View Post
                      I am giggling maniacally.
                      You're welcome
                      Engaged to the sweet Mytical He is my Black Dragon (and yes, a good one) strong, protective, the guardian. I am his Silver Dragon, always by his side, shining for him, cherishing him.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth MoonCat View Post
                        Well, there was something, but it was so small I wasn't sure what it was.

                        That reminds me, I need to pick up some baby carrots.
                        Maybe you could pick up some Vienna sausages while you're out.
                        This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                        I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                        • #13
                          Serial streaker, huh?

                          Did he have a stack of Cheerios on it?
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                          • #14
                            Quoth dalesys View Post
                            Serial streaker, huh?

                            Did he have a stack of Cheerios on it?
                            It could be Lucky. So many kids stole his Lucky Charms, he's finally snapped. Now he's showing another set of "lucky charms" to the world.
                            Last edited by catcul; 09-12-2013, 11:59 PM.
                            This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                            I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth catcul View Post
                              It could be Lucky. So many kids stole his Lucky Charms, he's finally snapped. Now he's showing us another set of "lucky charms" to the world.
                              Somewhere out there, a leprechaun is crying . . .
                              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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