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    My BF has been telling me some of the stories from techs that he knows about nightmare trouble calls... ranging from a broken telephone turning out to have live roaches in the phone receiver, piles of KFC buckets full of chicken bones (that residents were apparently stockpiling for a long time)

    and one... one story that had me - The Tech and the Grandmother


    The trouble call was simple - an elderly lady wanted to get her computer fixed because it wasn't working so the Tech arrived to trouble shoot it for her. Oh and her grandson was on it a lot...

    As far as I know the tech fixed it.
    But I'm pretty sure the grandmother needed a vat of after the tech explained to her about "porn" and "shemale" websites & the risks involved.


    I'm assuming of course the grandson was in a shitload of trouble after that.

  • #2
    Well, you have to give the kid a little credit: He probably figured out that Mom and Dad were savvy enough to find the browser history, so he went to Granny' instead.
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    • #3
      Quoth PepperElf View Post
      I'm assuming of course the grandson was in a shitload of trouble after that.
      and also assuming that because she's a "grandmother" she has zero sex drive. may have been her browsing history, and she added the "my grandson uses it", to pretend it wasn't her. When my ex-mil found my ex-husband's pron stash on his computer, he blamed me for it.....um no my pron is on DVD
      Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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      • #4
        heh. i dunno.
        my bf read me the whole post - turns out it was from a message board.
        and apparently the grandmother story was one of the calmer ones.

        the same tech was the one who found the kfc buckets and apparently it was chicken bones and rice, not just chicken bones.




        thing is... KFC doesn't sell rice.

        yeah. yum.

        *hands you all some*

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        • #5
          Quoth EvilEmpryss View Post
          Well, you have to give the kid a little credit: He probably figured out that Mom and Dad were savvy enough to find the browser history, so he went to Granny' instead.
          If he was savvy enough, he would have cleared the history.
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          • #6
            yeah but, with windows, you can still track it i think... gotta clear out a few extra files besides just the history, not to mention clearing the cookies too.

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            • #7
              If I don't want someone looking up what I've been doing on, say, this site, I know better then to just click the X next to the site name. That, or use InPrivate browsing.

              But, seriously......even granny is starting to become tech-savvy.
              Eh, one day I'll have something useful here. Until then, have a cookie or two.

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              • #8
                I busted my nephew for using my comp to look at porn once. He was smart enough to delete it from Firefox's history, but not smart enough to realize it would still show up if I used the drop-down button next to the back arrow. Oh look! Asian Schoolgirl Confession. Oh LOOK, there's a trojan on my machine now. Gee, thanks kid.
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                • #9
                  Quoth ShinyGreenApple View Post
                  I busted my nephew for using my comp to look at porn once. He was smart enough to delete it from Firefox's history, but not smart enough to realize it would still show up if I used the drop-down button next to the back arrow. Oh look! Asian Schoolgirl Confession. Oh LOOK, there's a trojan on my machine now. Gee, thanks kid.
                  The Trojan on the mouse wasn't a giveaway?
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                  • #10
                    Well at least it's not "The tech, the Grandmother and one cup". :-)
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                    • #11
                      no, but from what i can gather... some of the things they reported weren't that far off.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                        Well at least it's not "The tech, the Grandmother and one cup". :-)
                        I did NOT need that image in my head!

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                        • #13
                          At the very least...there are some strange people out there.
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                          • #14
                            that's why you set up a VM for your porn-browsing needs. If you're paranoid about the other users of the machine, it reverts to snapshot on shutdown. If you're paranoid about what kind of crap it will load on your system, build a linux VM (and snapshot in a known safe state, in case they start loading rootkits).

                            No, I would know nothing about that (though legitimately, the VM on my machine is for iTunes as they have no linux client, not for porn. Really.)

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                              Well at least it's not "The tech, the Grandmother and one cup". :-)
                              Sheldon! I'd say we'd need to spank you, but something tells me you'd enjoy it.
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