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  • Things not to do and the dinner table

    1. Blow your nose
    2. Fart
    3. Pick your nose
    4. Change your baby's diaper
    5. Belch loudly


    I always throw dirty looks at people who do any of those things when we're in a restaurant..
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  • #2
    I think we had this discussion not too long ago and it didn't end well.
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    • #3
      There's actually some cultures where it's considered a complement to the chef to belch or fart at the table, but I forget what they are.
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      • #4
        Quoth HappyFun Ball View Post
        4. Change your baby's diaper
        What?

        Pretend there's something here that sounds insightful, but is really just some pseudo-intellectual bull.

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        • #5
          Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
          There's actually some cultures where it's considered a complement to the chef to belch or fart at the table, but I forget what they are.
          Hong Kong

          China apparaently

          Italy

          Also Skrae, Tron: Legends FTW!

          And finally, who the hell changes their kid's nappy at a dinner table?!
          (nappy is the Aussie and possibly UK term for diaper)
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          • #6
            Quoth fireheart17 View Post
            Hong Kong

            China apparaently

            Italy

            Also Skrae, Tron: Legends FTW!

            And finally, who the hell changes their kid's nappy at a dinner table?!
            (nappy is the Aussie and possibly UK term for diaper)


            Also the Amish burps to show that they enjoyed the meal.

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            • #7
              I actually remember the conversation in my high school German class about how this is customary in some cultures.

              I also recall my participation in said conversation consisted of me doing my best Beavis & Butthead impersonation.

              Heh heh m heh heh, you said fart. Huh huh huh.
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              • #8
                Quoth fma_fanatic View Post
                I think we had this discussion not too long ago and it didn't end well.
                Indeed.

                Please, lets not have a repeat of the 'nose blowing at the table' debate/debacle, ya'll.

                So far, so good.

                Thanks!

                Edited to add: What a sad commentary on our society that I *should* be shocked about the diaper-on-the-table thing, but alas, I'm not.
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                • #9
                  And finally, who the hell changes their kid's nappy at a dinner table?!
                  Oblivious idiots, that's who.
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                  • #10
                    One of my cousins witnessed a public diaper changing at a casual dining restaurant. It did wonders for his family evening...NOT!

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                    • #11
                      Maybe they checked out the bathroom and found it unsatisfactory for their baby-changing needs? Sometimes, when you gotta do it NOW and the bathroom's not up to par in some manner... Though in a restaurant, if the bathroom's unsatisfactory in any way whatsoever, something's seriously wrong and the dinner table diaper change is the least of the other diners' worries Or the parents are just... THAT picky.
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                      • #12
                        And finally, who the hell changes their kid's nappy at a dinner table?!
                        people who like shitting where they eat?

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