Imagine...a CS.com town

[Mytical]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow...183155529.html

Whole town for sale, estimated price of 100k (or so..it will be an auction). Oh the possibilities.

[Kristev]

What would we do with a town?

[ArcticChicken]

What would we do with a town?

What wouldn't we do?

[Mytical]

Heck we could become the service capital of the world. With a NO sc/ew policy. We have experienced managers, people from just about every service industry, etc. It would be a logistical nightmare to get everybody there, but once we were..we could build a financial empire..especially because we wouldn't cave and give away the store for every little thing. Muhahaha...um I mean...

[Mytical]

Me and Marmalady call dibs on the ice cream parlor. "What ice cream parlor?" you might ask...that is the business we would want to make if we had the chance. Mind you, I'd be in back mostly..doing the books (I do know accounting..long story) and such..but I'd have a rolling pin, a chefs hat, and an apron. When SC's show..I'd come out with that rolling pin and deal with them. The people who work there would NOT put up with being yelled at/cursed at/threatened etc. I would make darn sure of that.

Wild SC Appears ...Wild SC uses "Curse at cashier"..it is not very effective.
Cashier uses "Call Mytical from the back."
Wild Mytical Appears .. Uses "BANNED FROM STORE" it is SUPER EFFECTIVE.
Wild SC has been defeated. My mind is a dangerous place sometimes.

[Food Lady]

I love it! I'll have a bakery.

[Marmalady]

Next door. Or even in the same place - as Mytical very rightly points out, baked goodies go very well with ice cream

[Mytical]

Fresh Pumpkin Pie topped with Ice Cream??! Heck yes..diabetes be danged..I would be all over that like crazy. You know though..we'd have an epic town that would make Atlantis green with envy. As Marm pointed out, everybody knows how to do something, and we would be able to work TOGETHER..

Jester/CRML running the pub..Seraph making the websites for the town to draw in visitors. We'd have our IT people, our grocery people. Since people here know how to treat each other...it would be a great place. Happy workers are GOOD workers. It wouldn't be perfect, and take hard work..and the site wouldn't even really suffer that much..cause we'd have people coming from out of town lol.

[Kristev]

The bookstore is mine.

[taxguykarl]

we'd have people coming from out of town lol.

and if they're sucky, they get run out of town on a rail. I like the concept.

[Kazim]

then i'd iether be running the gamestore or be part of the "nude security force" that (if i remember correctly) was mentioned in one of Gravekeepers posts. ^^

[csquared]

I bought my lottery ticket today. $200 Mil. If I win, you might get your town.

Then I would buy/build CRML a pub to run. Two conditions:
1. We are well staffed with bouncers (Zed, you available? Head of Security!)
2. We keep a lawyer on staff to press charges against anyone that assaults a staff member or tries to rob us.

If we own the town, do we get to appoint the Judge?

[PepperElf]

not to mention... if it's your own private land you don't need a license to hunt or fish on it. so you can get your own food for free.

[Arcus]

I can say for a fact that the area around there is beautiful. Or it was 10 years ago when I stopped there for gas on a drive to Denver. It was like stepping back in time. I'll never forget that place.

[EricKei]

I call dibs on "Shadowy guy who is the power behind the throne/mayor"

My apparent job duty: School Board liason

My actual job: the guy who sees to the..."re-education"... of any EW's or SC's who show up in town