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And let's combine two topics in this thread and we get:
A box without hinges, key or lid,
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.
A box without hinges, key or lid,
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.
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To right the countless wrongs of our days... We shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise...Oh, what a wonderful world such would be... -
The boggie Frito Bugger, nephew of Dildo Bugger, is the protagonist of a book that, according to the authors, was "published solely for the purpose of making a few fast bucks." The authors add that "Those who approve of courtesy to a certain other living author will not touch this gobbler with a ten-foot battle-lance."Quoth dalesys View Post
I have a copy
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Anyone making these LOTR puns are just Tolkien nonsense.PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
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That will be the 1969 Harvard Lampoon parody Bored of the Rings. I also have a first edition copy of it.Quoth dalesys View PostLast edited by Ironclad Alibi; 02-21-2013, 08:04 PM."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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Awww, don't get all Saur on us...Quoth An Haddock View Post
"For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
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Careful there... the Mods put trolls out in the light...I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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It's grues that are afraid of the light. Trolls just turn to stone in sunlight.Quoth dalesys View Post"I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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I hope the Tolkien puns never Ent. I would like to see Moria them.Comment
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This is the realm of Mittel Urp!Quoth Cat Herder View PostI am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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Mittel Urrrrrrrrp? Isn't that what the hobbits say when they eat their pre-bedtime post midnight snack-meal too quickly?Quoth dalesys View Post
All of these puns are Stinging me ever so much; you could even say they're my Bane."For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
"The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
"Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
"There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
"Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
"Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
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this bird is not dead hes just pining for the fjordsComment
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Ok, now I'm picturing the foot that comes down in the Monty Python opening credits to be a great hairy Hobbit's foot... XDIs it Asshole Day or what? - MoonCat
It's ALWAYS Asshole Day. - Jay2KWingerComment
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