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    Apparel manager had an outside call routed to her last night. I happened to overhear her side of it, since she was in the backroom. Here's how it went, according to her explanation:

    AM: (standard phone call answering spiel)
    Caller: (some gibberish about pills of some kind, and the number 5. Or something. AM didn't know what he was talking about, and I doubt the caller did himself.)
    AM: Would you like me to transfer you over to the pharmacy department?
    Caller: (unintelligible gibberish)
    AM: Are you sure you've called the right number? You've called the clearance swamp.
    Caller: (exasperated) Well, I guess everybody dies someday! (hangs up)

    This was followed by AM calling the service desk, to playfully scold the person who put the call through.
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