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In honor of my 69th post, I saved this just for you :
Don't go to town without them!!!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw her husband's legs protruding from under the chassis. Her husband was in shorts, and to her dismay, he had refused to wear underpants. Of course, this turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and saw her husband walking towards her in the parking lot.
The mechanic (whom the husband had sought help from), however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
Don't go to town without them!!!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw her husband's legs protruding from under the chassis. Her husband was in shorts, and to her dismay, he had refused to wear underpants. Of course, this turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and saw her husband walking towards her in the parking lot.
The mechanic (whom the husband had sought help from), however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
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