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    Joe is laid up at home with a broken leg. His friend Mike comes to visit.

    "Hey, how are you doing today?" Mike asked Joe.

    "Fine, I guess," Joe answers. "Hey, do me a favor would you? Could you go upstairs and get me my slippers?"

    Mike goes upstairs to get the slippers. There he encounters Joe's 19-year-old, smoking hot twin girls. "Your father sent me up here to make mad, passionate love to both of you" Mike says to the girls.

    The girls roll their eyes. "Yeah right, get out of here. If dad really told you to have sex with us, prove it."

    So Mike yells down to Joe "Hey Joe! Both of them?"

    "Well, yes! What's the point of fucking one?"
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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