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    Walmart bans woman who rode cart while drinking wine from Pringles can.
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    This is Walmart we're talking about here...So what was the part that was bad enough to get her banned? That she was monopolizing an electric cart? The rest of it seems pretty par for the course. What color pajamas was she wearing? What did it say on the box her wine came from?
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      Hey, once you pop, you can't stop!
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      • #4
        This just screams "You might be a redneck."
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        • #5
          I think "Wine in a Pringles Can" would be a great title for a country song!
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          • #6
            Quoth EricKei View Post
            So what was the part that was bad enough to get her banned? That she was monopolizing an electric cart?
            Probably part of it, the carts aren't really supposed to leave the store, they're a pain to retrieve from the parking lot. But most areas have laws against people drinking on the premises of alcohol retailers (unless it's a bar and inside or in an enclosed area).

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            • #7
              The true offense was the unlifted pinky.
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