The gods are screwing with me

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

So tonight, I had to do a carryout due to lack of floor help to do it. Well, lack of competent floor help to do it, anyway.

It was a queen-size mattress and box spring.

Delivered to a young man and a young woman who were all over each other. Hugging, kissing, groping, that whole thing.

Oh, did you remember today is Valentines Day?

Yeah, that was kinda awkward. As I was loading the items into their truck I was like "Try to guess where my mind is right now."

Ah well. Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more.

[dalesys]

Ah well. Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more.

Any bets on whether they get the sheets, pillow & comforters on the bed before them?

[Kittish]

Any bets on whether they get the sheets, pillow & comforters on the bed before them?

Heck, if they were that into each other, I'd be willing to put my money on they won't even get the mattress out of the truck before they break that sucker in.

[Marmalady]

Heck, if they were that into each other, I'd be willing to put my money on they won't even get the mattress out of the truck before they break that sucker in.

They may not even have got the truck out of the car park.

[Canihelpurass]

Well you don't really need a mattress for that

[Bella_Vixen]

As Fave Ex® used to say, a truck is a 6 foot bed that never needs to be made.

[Gizmo]

This is Mike, he has a great Big Tool Box.

EDIT: Wrong thread. Left here since I'm stupid enough to post it wrong the first time.

[dalesys]

This is Mike, he has a great Big Tool Box.

OK, the box is big... what about the tool?

[Gizmo]

OK, the box is big... what about the tool?

aggh... my post is supposed to be in the work phrases thread. FAIL!

[dalesys]

aggh... my post is supposed to be in the work phrases thread. FAIL!

But then we can't comment on them!

[Lovecats]

aggh... my post is supposed to be in the work phrases thread. FAIL!

Actually, it kinda fits here.