...the ladies love you, don't they.

[Green_Fairy]

so i had absolutly no interaction with this guy, but he just gave off the aura of..."tool." this is what walked by my store.

• plaid shorts. nothing wrong with this (except for the fact that they were belted around his bum), unless paired with...
• striped button up shirt. i'm of the school that believes that stripes and plaid shouldn't be worn together.
• baseball cap with the brim straight as an arrow. worn off-center.
• and the best part! talking on his cell phone, with his phone directly infront of his face, about an inch away from his mouth.

...he may've been a perfectly nice guy, but...i gotta say, the way he was walking and carrying himself just screamed...tool. i wanted to throw a hot cookie at him.

[Mnemjian]

Wow, I think I saw that guy in the bookstore today. Let me add:

• Snapping randomly off-time to the music
• Talking so loudly on his walkie-talkie phone that the whole store can hear his inane conversation (and it was the kind of phone that makes those annoying-as-hell bleeps all the time)
• Checking himself out in the mirror for about five minutes while he talked
• Thinking he was in a library, and not even looking at any books the whole time anyway... he pretty much just came in to talk loudly and annoy people

Uhm... yeah... no thanks

[Amina516]

i wanted to throw a hot cookie at him.

Whilst I dont wear plaid and stripes...I wouldnt be mad if you threw a hot cookie at me....Just aim for my mouth.

[infinitemonkies]

All that was missing is the obligatory headphones-larger-than-his-actual-head at a volume level that could be comfortably listened to from half a block away with at least two load-bearing walls between you and the source.

[Mr Hero]

[*]baseball cap with the brim straight as an arrow. worn off-center.

I haven't seen this style too often, but every single one who does this comes across to me as a douche. Sorry no offense to the good people who wear their hats in this fashion.

[Marmalady]

All that was missing is the obligatory headphones-larger-than-his-actual-head at a volume level that could be comfortably listened to from half a block away with at least two load-bearing walls between you and the source.

Would these be the lovely gold foil headphones so memorably displayed for us in one of Gravekeepers posts?

[TheRabbi]

I haven't seen this style too often, but every single one who does this comes across to me as a douche. Sorry no offense to the good people who wear their hats in this fashion.

I'm sorry, I'm with you on this one. I was brought up in a family where baseball is a big deal, and any proper baseball cap is curved and worn from good use. ...or having been wrapped around a baseball with rubber bands, if it's new.

[Green_Fairy]

or having been wrapped around a baseball with rubber bands, if it's new.

i totally used to do that to all of mine ^_^