Being a bastard

[Rapscallion]

I have a sense of humour. We're having group stage interviews right now.

How this works is that the application forms arrive, we select likely candidates from them, and invite them for a tour around the operation. That was on Monday and today.

One Monday one of the members of personnel was giving the tour and talking them through the various areas we have. He pointed over to me in the information department and started to explain that I'm an expert and can find all sorts of shit out.

I'm sat there with a box on my head. I'd written 'INFO' on it.

I've learned this week that he can't speak while laughing.

Today's tour tours got different messages on paper.

"Vegetable rights and peace."

"Not on facebook, honest."

He's not perfected not laughing while talking.

I love being me.

Rapscallion

[dalesys]

Tou're going to give him Tourette's Syndrome...

[DeltaSierra]

I REALLY want your job!!! How fun

[Seraph]

Sounds like Raps is feeling a little boxed in.

[Crossbow]

Well, he has a good case for going a bit crazy.

[dalesys]

Raps, you're supposed to think *outside* of the box.

[Chromatix]

Does he also refer to you as the local comedian yet?

[Rapscallion]

Not within my earshot.

Rapscallion

[mharbourgirl]

Raps, you're supposed to think *outside* of the box.

Well, and how can you not see it???

The box was sitting on his head, or so it is written. That doesn't necessarily imply that it was engulfing his head, only sitting ON it, so the box was outside Raps' head. Leading to the only logical conclusion that Raps was also outside the box, and clearly thinking quite inventively, ergo Raps was thinking outside the box.

Logic, Dale, get you some.

[dalesys]

Logic, Dale, get you some.

Low jicks? what am this low jicks you of speakin are? I only does high jinx.

[BroSCFischer]

Low jicks? what am this low jicks you of speakin are? I only does high jinx.

This explains so much.

SC