Self sighting - I was too tyred to think!

[Boggles]

A short scene featuring me and Tyre Dude (TD). And of course it occurs in front of a group of customers.

TD: Hiya
Me: alright
TD: .....
Me: .....
TD: can I help you?
Me: I've come to collect my wheel.
TD: what wheel?
Me: I dropped a wheel off yesterday with a puncture.
TD: no you didn't
Me: I did.
TD: I was the only one working yesterday. You definitely didn't come in.
Me: I did. I came down at lunchtime but you were closed.
TD: ok?
Me: yeah, I presumed you'd gone for your lunch so I put t back in the boot to bring down later.
TD: ok?
Me: oh yeah. I forgot to come back in. It's still in the car!!!

Fortunately he knows me and took it with good humour!

[dalesys]

We'll have to retread this story before it goes flat.

[Syriilord]

That pun skirts the rim of good taste.

[FiddleFaddle]

All your jokes seem to fall a lil flat to me

[PepperElf]

maybe it should get re-tyred before we have a blowout...

[FiddleFaddle]

I think we derailed this thread with our Tire'd puns

[Cookie]

Careful how you tread here. :P

[PepperElf]

Could you run that over again?

[dalesys]

Oh wheelly? It's the Aas' fault forstabbing it with spikes.

[FiddleFaddle]

Yeah this went right over the edge of the road and into a ditch

[ZedOmega]

Man, this set of puns is coming closer to hitting the curb, ain't they?

[dalesys]

Yeah, but we're getting lots of chuckh'les.

[Syriilord]

These puns seem to have jacked attention from the original post