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  • The ATR button...

    On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant noticed his predicament.
    "Sir," she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
    He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters:
    WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
    Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. 'What a nice feeling,' he thought. 'Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.'
    Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
    When that stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
    When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he just knew would be supreme ecstasy.
    When he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital. A nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her
    face. "What happened?" he asked. "The last thing I remember I was in the ladies room on the plane."
    "You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse. "The ATR button was an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
    "You are loved" - Plaidman.

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    Guh...I'm a girl and I curled up into a ball at the end of that one. Good lord.
    "Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."

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    • #3
      Quoth MystyGlyttyr View Post
      Guh...I'm a girl
      So is the guy in the joke... now!
      Sometimes life is altered.
      Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
      Uneasy with confrontation.
      Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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