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  • #31
    Quoth fireheart17 View Post
    Where are my pants?
    umm sorry bout that

    why am I still awake?
    If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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    • #32
      Furry moobs!

      Question: What is the air speed of an unladen swallow?
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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      • #33
        Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
        Furry moobs!

        Question: What is the air speed of an unladen swallow?
        An african or European swallow? and are the aerodynamics of a coconut gripped by the husk or by a piece of string being brought into question here?

        Q: With my Freeze ray I can what?
        I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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        • #34
          Quoth RayvenQ View Post
          Q: With my Freeze ray I can what?
          Take over Metropolis

          Question- what is the meaning of life?
          If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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          • #35
            fried chicken with honey

            why are two of my allergy pills missing?

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            • #36
              Quoth Sliceanddice View Post
              fried chicken with honey

              why are two of my allergy pills missing?
              Because I ate them

              Why are the elderly so hard of hearing?
              I am but a tiny, barren, insignificant rock caught in the glorious orbit of your shining sun. Gravekeeper.

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              • #37
                Quoth Sliceanddice View Post
                fried chicken with honey

                why are two of my allergy pills missing?
                You aren't, they are your amnesia tablets and you took them already, don't you remember?

                Q: What is the last thing to go through a flies mind when it hits a windshield?
                I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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                • #38
                  Quoth Supermarket Slave Girl View Post
                  Because I ate them

                  Why are the elderly so hard of hearing?
                  They're not. It's a great conspiracy of all the elderly to just ignore you.

                  Quoth RayvenQ
                  Q: What is the last thing to go through a flies mind when it hits a windshield?
                  Oh! What a beautiful morning!


                  QUESTION:
                  Why is my husband such a PITA?

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                  • #39
                    Cuz there are too many Gyros!

                    Why can't I sleep?
                    Carpe Jugulum : Go for the throat.

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                    • #40
                      It's this goddamn war, and that lying sonofabitch Johnson.

                      What should I do with my hair?
                      "I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me."
                      "Free at last from my vegetable prison!"
                      X-Strike Studios: Video game movies done RIGHT!

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                      • #41
                        Cut it off, braid it together and escape!

                        Why wont my hiccups go away?
                        Things just get so crazy living life gets hard to do. I would gladly hit the road, get up and go if I knew,that someday it would bring me back to you.

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                        • #42
                          You're getting taller!

                          Why is my daughter, who is exhausted, refusing to lie down for a nap?

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                          • #43
                            Because it's opposite day!

                            Why do I have a headache?
                            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                            • #44
                              Because the pixies in your head are having a metal concert

                              Why am I the only one awake???

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                              • #45
                                Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                                Because it's opposite day!

                                Why do I have a headache?

                                Because I went to work this morning.


                                what should I be when I grow up?

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