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  • Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

    We did this on another forum I used to frequent. Here's how it works:

    Poster 1 makes a wish:
    "I wish for a million dollars"

    Poster 2 grants that wish in such a way as it's negative:
    "Your wish is granted: A million dollars in paper falls out of the sky onto your head. You die."

    Then makes a new wish:
    "I wish for a house..."

    etc., etc.

    So what do you think? Fun?
    I'll start:

    I wish I were a famous cook.
    Last edited by Nurian; 08-20-2009, 10:42 PM.
    I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

  • #2
    Yeah, I know this game.

    Granted, but the restaurant you work at had a rat infestation and ruins your reputation.

    I wish for a stable tech job.
    I AM the evil bastard!
    A+ Certified IT Technician

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    • #3
      The Augean stables want you!

      I wish for a sweetheart who's honest.
      I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
      Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
      Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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      • #4
        Quoth dalesys View Post
        The Augean stables want you!

        I wish for a sweetheart who's honest.
        She's very honest...just not with you.

        I wish I had a sane boss.
        "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

        My pony dolls: http://equestriarags.tumblr.com

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        • #5
          Granted! Your boss is now sane but your workload quadruples when she realizes how inefficient she was.

          I wish I could fly.
          I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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          • #6
            Poof! You can now fly, but your wings are made of feathers and wax, and last about 500 milliseconds.

            I wish I had a bigger apartment.
            In my heart, in my soul, I'm a woman for rock & roll.
            She's as fast as slugs on barbituates.

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            • #7
              Granted! You now own a loft in Singapore near the fish market.

              I wish I had more time.
              I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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              • #8
                We had this game going a while back. That thread's probably dead by now but it was fun.

                Quoth nurian
                I wish I had more time.
                Granted. You can't take a step in your house without tripping over a clock.

                I wish the heat would go away.
                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                • #9
                  Granted! You now live on the dark side of Pluto.

                  I wish there was something good on TV.
                  I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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                  • #10
                    Granted. Unfortunately, there is something fantastic on every channel, there are no reruns, and DVDs have been outlawed.


                    I wish I had a job I liked.
                    The High Priest is an Illusion!

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                    • #11
                      Granted! You know have the most amazing job. You have also been fired.

                      I wish I hadn't burnt my tongue.
                      I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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                      • #12
                        You didn't burn it. You sliced it off.

                        I wish I had more shoe space in my closet.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View Post
                          I wish I had more shoe space in my closet.
                          Granted, but now you have no room for clothes forcing you to wear the same outfit every day.


                          I wish I had the perfect body.
                          "There is no rehab for stupidity." --Chris Rock
                          "You learn something new and stupid every day you work in retail."--IhateCrappyTire

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                          • #14
                            You do have the perfect body. Decapitated, in your closet. The feds are looking for you.

                            I wish I had more self confidence.
                            Long days, short nights, a bottle of NOS makes it all right.

                            Canadians Unite !

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                            • #15
                              Granted! You had enough confidence that you wouldn't been hurt by the volcano. You were wrong.

                              I wish my job had started sooner.
                              I have a...thing. Wanna see it?

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