I hate it when I deliver a pizza, and when I show up the person hands me a credit card. What do you expect me to do with this? You are supposed to give them the number over the phone when you order the pizza, so I can bring you a slip to sign. I told a woman that today and her reply... "They didnt ask me for it on the phone." I asked if she told them she wanted to pay with her card, she said "They didnt ask me that." Well did you think that maybe you should tell them? What a stupid person. Every time this happens I think of a skit from The Man Show where the Man Show Boy told a stupid woman "Where do you want me to swipe your card, in my ass?"
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With the prevalence of debit cards and cashlessness, I would think that asking what form of payment the customer is going to use is nearly as important as figuring out what kind of pizza they want.
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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Quoth Fawn View PostDamn! Never give credit cards to the stupid..Now would be a good time to visit So Very Unofficial!
"I've had so many nasty customers this week, my bottomless pit is now ankle-deep."-Me.
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When I order pizza with my debit card, the operator usually tells me to present the card to the delivery person when they get there. That doesn't make me a dumb ass. They probably need to see if the card is correct or maybe to make an impression of it.A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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Yet another reason why I keep cash upon my person. No cash? No pizza.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
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Quoth chrislb View PostWhen I order pizza with my debit card, the operator usually tells me to present the card to the delivery person when they get there. That doesn't make me a dumb ass. They probably need to see if the card is correct or maybe to make an impression of it.
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I regret to say that I have done this before. Please don't beat me!
The person on the phone didn't ask, I didn't tell them. When the pizza got here, we were in a bit of a conundrum. Fortunately, the pizza guy was awesome! He called my card number in, got an auth, and brought my receipt to sign on his next trip out.
Believe me, he was tipped generously for having to deal with my momentary lapse of intelligence
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