I have to PAY if I have a tab?

[MiloMorai]

Easy solution. Want a TAB? give yer credit/debit card. No card? No TAB. Cash when the drinks are brought.

[Crazeyal]

Actually this is a phenomenon called "Aging Barfly Syndrome". She USED to be hot enough to get toasted for free (well .. a boob flash or three.. hundred..) and it took it's toll on her looks. Mother Nature and Jim Beam want their share. Being dain bramaged means you MISS little things like sagging boobs, flat hair and random odors.

Just..

*shudders*

bad BAD memories of former beauty queens flashing WAY too much skin..