If you're stupid and you know it, bitch and whine!

[Lace Neil Singer]

Oh yes.

Many and often.

Yup; they do. But we have cameras out there and we can give the footage to the police. There was a drive off today, as it happens.

The petrol starts pumping the second we authorise it; so if a customer is pointing the nozzle up in the air, the petrol will go all over the place and we don't like spillages. Especially near a moronic individual.

And finally, we authorise the pumps for the very reason that a lot of people are stupid. We need to take a look first to see if the customer has the nozzle in the car and is not smoking/using a mobile phone/under 16. Yes, people are stupid enough to smoke while attempting to use the pumps. -.-

[jedimaster91]

Yes, people are stupid enough to smoke while attempting to use the pumps. -.-

People like that truely frighten me, and I want to somehow make the gas pump faster so I won't be there when the gas station explodes.

[JLRodgers]

I can't get the song out of my head!


The thought of people smoking while pumping gas is about as bad as being on oxygen and smoking -- apparently a few in my town "blew themselves up" by doing that. Bad burns and everything..... and you know what? They're still doing it.

[Lace Neil Singer]

I can't get the song out of my head!

Then my work here is done. XD

There was a guy yesterday who was in a car, and who lit up a ciggie. I went out there to have a go at him, and he ran away. Am I that fearsome?

[Samaliel]

The thought of people smoking while pumping gas is about as bad as being on oxygen and smoking

Actually, I could understand people who think oxygen is harmless. Not everyone took chemistry classes and might not be familiar with how a combustion reaction works. They might think, "Hey, I breath it, so it can't that dangerous !"

Petrol, however ? Hell-o, there ! Flammable. Fuels combustion engine. Used to start fires. Don't you watch TV, for Zod's sake ?

[MattW]

Yes, our system of authorising fuel seems quite insecure to the US system. I think so long as the cameras clock each vehicle's number plate then thats a good safeguard. Although on my local newspaper website yesterday I read of a Ford Focus making off without paying after filling up at a rural filling station. I don't think these places have the CCTV as larger fuel stations. As fuel prices have increased a lot over the past few years, drive-offs are an increasing occurrance - and then the police have to prove who drove the car at the time of the crime.

The woman who complained must have felt increadibly small when she was being tannoyed that complaining to Management was her only recourse by the sounds of it.

If you're happy and you know it, touch your toes...

[Lace Neil Singer]

Just think... that woman DRIVES. O.o Be afraid, be very afraid...

[Eric the Grey]

It seems strange to me that gas would come pouring out as soon as the pump is authorized. Out here, you have to engage the handle before you get any gas, authorized or not.

And we have cameras here too. Most stations these days have signs reading "Smile, you're on camera" on the pumps.

I can't get the song out of my head!

Then my work here is done. XD

Well, there IS a way out of this predicament... Highlight to read below, but beware, it's not for the faint of heart.

Here's the story of a lovely lady,
Who bringing up three very lovely girls.
All of them had hair of gold, like their mother,
The youngest one in curls.

It's the story of a man named Brady,
Who was busy with three boys of his own.
They were four men living all together,
Yet they were all alone.

Till the one day when the lady met this fellow,
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch.
That's this group would somehow form a family,
That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch.

The Brady Bunch, The Brady Bunch.
That's the way we became the Brady Bunch.

Yes, I'm evil.


Eric the Grey

[Bandit]

Could be worse......

Highlight below if you dare.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

The weather started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The minnow would be lost, the minnow would be lost.

The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan
The Skipper too,
The millionaire and his wife,
The movie star
The professor and Mary Ann,
Here on Gilligans Isle.


So this is the talel of the castways,
They're here for a long, long time,
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.

The first mate and the Skipper too,
Will do their very best,
To make the others comfortable,
In the tropic island nest.

No phone, no lights no motor cars,
Not a single luxury,
Like Robinson Crusoe,
As primative as can be.

So join us here each week my freinds,
You're sure to get a smile,
From seven stranded castways,
Here on "Gilligan's Isle."




B

[AdminAssistant]

I can beat you ALL

This is the song that doesn't end
Yes it goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that doesn't end....

MWAHAHAHAHA!

*ducks, flees*

[Jay 2K Winger]

You want evil? I'll give you evil.

[JustADude]

You want evil? I'll give you evil.

Bah, being Rick Rolled loses its flare after the 5th or 6th time.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Also, I never watched any of those programmes... and I actually like Rick Astley's song, so rickrolling has no effect on me. Mwahaha!

If I remember rightly, Jester used the "If you're happy and you know it..." song to make one about IDing, but I can't remember the words. X_x