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Old 05-29-2020, 06:06 AM
Princess J Princess J is offline
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I was driving down the road the other day in the far left lane. I was driving down a street, not a highway or anything like that. I was going the speed limit, which apparently was unacceptable to the guy who was flying up behind me. He couldnít go around me via the right-hand lane. There were other drivers there. Does he do anything that makes sense? Maybe... slow down? Hahahahahaaaaa!
Our little brain trust decides to go around me via the LEFT lane. Itís a lucky thing I didnít witness a head-on collision.
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Old 09-01-2020, 06:10 PM
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Our little brain trust decides to go around me via the LEFT lane. It’s a lucky thing I didn’t witness a head-on collision.
I saw an idiot on a bicycle decide to blast through a red light the other night. Operative word here being NIGHT. He had dark clothes and no reflectors anywhere. If he'd been hit I'd have gotten out and said, "Well, that was pretty stupid, wasn't it?" as I was dialling 911. (I was one or two cars behind the front so it wouldn't have been me who hit him ... just to clarify things.)
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Last edited by EricKei; 09-01-2020 at 09:31 PM. Reason: We just read it, Thanks.
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Old 09-02-2020, 03:02 AM
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Pixelated, I tend to think idiots like that are trying to play lawsuit lotto.
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