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  • Live fast, die young

    Speed, a Galapagos tortoise at the San Diego zoo (acquired in 1933), has died at an estimated age of 150 years.
    Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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    "Sure, he comes when called, but it takes forever for him to get here."
    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

    I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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    • #3
      Quoth catcul View Post
      "Sure, he comes when called, but it takes forever for him to get here."
      That would be half my coworkers.
      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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      • #4
        Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
        That would be half my coworkers.
        My coworkers are almost always in another state.
        This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

        I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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        • #5
          RIP Speed.

          BTW, I sure wish that we humans could live that long, if not longer.
          cindybubbles (👧 ❤️ 🎂 )

          Enter Cindyland here!

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          • #6
            Quoth catcul View Post
            My coworkers are almost always in another state.
            While mine usually act like they are in another state ( Denial, Ignorance, Insanity -your guess is as good as mine.)
            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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