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From a CW of Hubby's:
Hubby's firm patrols Port property (among other clients), including a couple strip malls by the harbor.
Hubby's CW was patrolling the harbor area late one night when he looked in one of the buildings and saw a man standing by the glass door, looking out, and he was butt-ass naked.
So he called the police because that seemed rather suspect. Just about every cop shows up in town (it was a slow night, and they all had to check it out apparently). They went inside....and a short while later came back out laughing.
Turns out the naked man was not a trespasser but was, in fact, the restaurant owner, and he was merely choosing to strut around his business au naturale late at night.
Pretty sure I know where I'm going to avoid eating...
Hubby's firm patrols Port property (among other clients), including a couple strip malls by the harbor.
Hubby's CW was patrolling the harbor area late one night when he looked in one of the buildings and saw a man standing by the glass door, looking out, and he was butt-ass naked.
So he called the police because that seemed rather suspect. Just about every cop shows up in town (it was a slow night, and they all had to check it out apparently). They went inside....and a short while later came back out laughing.
Turns out the naked man was not a trespasser but was, in fact, the restaurant owner, and he was merely choosing to strut around his business au naturale late at night.
Pretty sure I know where I'm going to avoid eating...
Oh dear god. 
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