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    I was at the self checkout ringing up some stuff I found on clearance (among them, a monster can of Wolf chili if you're wondering) when the young daughter of the couple next to me accidentally double scanned something. The attendant went over to do the void.

    Customer: I'm sorry, she was just trying to help. I only have one bun. I mean it's a package of buns.

    Attendant: Its all good.

    Customer: Sometimes I use bread.

    Me: (thinking) Okay, I'm not sure I want to have hot dogs at your house.

    Yeah, I know it was my own head in the gutter but I can't be the only one who went there.
    Don't waste time trying to convince someone that the sky is blue.

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    One Bun Kiley is dating One Ball Riley...
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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      Quoth dalesys View Post
      One Bun Kiley
      Sounds like a half-assed story.

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