The Tow Files: Sept-DUMB-ber

[Argabarga]

So one can chase him with a cutlass and the cops won't do anything? Good to know.

Yeah, a Cutlass, an OLDSMOBILE CUTLASS!!

[Jester]

LOL...that sounds like the beginnings of a "Role Playing" scenario...

Or as I call it, "my job."

[Argabarga]

I role play an asshole on the job too, and there's NO safe words.

[catcul]

I role play an asshole on the job too, and there's NO safe words.

"You're a naughty parker. You need to be punished."

[XCashier]

International Talk Like a Pirate Day is rapidly approaching. I've got my eye patch ready to go.

Just 11 days away! GARRRR!

If there's a Krispy Kreme nearby, you can get a free donut or dozen on that day.

[workerbee222]

I use my car every day, almost. I don't understand how someone didn't notice her car was gone for two weeks, or decided to wait that long to get it back. If I needed a car that seldom, I'd consider saving my money and going without one.

[ladyjaneinmd]

International Talk Like a Pirate Day is rapidly approaching. I've got my eye patch ready to go.

Just 11 days away! GARRRR!

That's my birthday!! Best Day Ever!
Durn, no pirate smiley.

[Jester]

Durn, no pirate smiley.

Really? Don't tell these scallywags that!

[An Haddock]

If there's a Krispy Kreme nearby, you can get a free donut or dozen on that day.

That reminds me... I need a new parrot.

[XCashier]

That reminds me... I need a new parrot.

Why? He's just pining for the fjords!

(Nearest Krispy Kreme to me is over 100 miles away! AAARRRGGGHHH!!! )

[Jay 2K Winger]

Why? He's just pining for the fjords!

'E's not pinin'!!

[Jester]

Nearest Krispy Kreme to me is 108 miles (I checked), though that doesn't count grocery stores and convenience stores that carry it. But then, I'm not a huge fan, so it's all good.