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  • #16
    Quoth CancelMyService View Post
    ........but she said "YOU STOLE THEM" which means it would fall under the theft portion.

    Hoisted by her own petard if you will.
    Since when does logic, facts and what the SC said being contradictory to any real fact ever stopped them from being SC's?
    I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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    • #17
      Quoth Evil Queen View Post
      I'm such a bad person.
      Who apparently also steals shoes.
      "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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      • #18
        But, she LEFT the shoes behind. That's not listed. She's entitled! New shoes PLUS compensation for all of her emotional grief!

        Think about the children! THE CHILDREN!
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        • #19
          I accidentally left a porn tape in a hotel room once......then I tried to go back to get it.....
          ...how do used tampons attract thieves? ---Sleepwalker

          Chickens are Asexual!

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          • #20
            Quoth outsdr View Post
            I hadn't been back at the desk for five minutes when she called to tell me she had found the necklace in her purse, where she had put it the night before and forgotten about it.
            Did she apologise? (I'm betting not).
            "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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            • #21
              My wife once left a magnifying mirror at a hotel. She asked nicely if they found it. They had, and mailed it back to her.

              Another time, we were staying in a casino hotel. I had left a t-shirt on the bed when we went out for the day. That night, my t-shirt was missing. Housekeeping had apparently not noticed it when they changed the bed sheets and took it along with the dirty sheets. I asked about it, but had no luck. I actually did lose my shirt at that casino.
              "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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              • #22
                I've only ever once left something in a hotel room.

                Actually, it was my then-husband who left it.

                It was a plant I had given him for Valentine's Day. We called housekeeping within an hour of checking out and were told "they didn't see it." One of them stole it, for which I was quite irate.

                ^-.-^
                Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                • #23
                  Quoth outsdr View Post
                  But, since by that point I was a front desk clerk, house keeper, and IT person for the hotel
                  If I had a job like that I'd get a buch of hats for each aspect of it (just like they do in bad TV comedies). Imagine the womans response when you whip out a Keystone Kop hat when she asks for the hotel dective.
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                  • #24
                    Quoth outsdr View Post
                    Ours say exactly the same thing; I wonder if we use the same software.
                    Possibly, do you use IMAGIN? (imaginn? I dunno how the heck you spell it!)

                    Quoth InverseHellion View Post
                    See I saw the title, I read the woman's comments, and I immediately went to green skin, broom, pointy hat.

                    I didn't know that the Wicked Witch of the West went to weddings. ^_^
                    Neither did I! I certainly wouldn't want her at mine!

                    Quoth KMMCurly View Post
                    Hope you have fun with that if she calls back.
                    I'm eagerly waiting for it!


                    Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
                    That's how Mum left a perfectly good set of flannel jammies....she still misses those jammies.

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                    • #25
                      Quoth Mark Healey View Post
                      If I had a job like that I'd get a buch of hats for each aspect of it (just like they do in bad TV comedies). Imagine the womans response when you whip out a Keystone Kop hat when she asks for the hotel dective.
                      Heh. This made me think of an episode of Avatar.

                      ^-.-^
                      Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                      • #26
                        Quoth cinema guy View Post
                        Did she apologise? (I'm betting not).
                        I'm still amazed she called back!
                        SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
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                        • #27
                          Hell, I accidentally left my deodorant in the bathroom at the hotel we stayed at in York. You didn't see me screaming on the phone at them when I discovered it was missing whilst unpacking in Edinburgh that night!
                          It's floating wicker propelled by fire!

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                          • #28
                            Quoth InverseHellion View Post
                            I didn't know that the Wicked Witch of the West went to weddings. ^_^
                            Hey, she's got a family, too.. Didn't you ever read Wicked?
                            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                            • #29
                              Quoth karma_gypsy View Post
                              Hell, my husband and I double, even triple check the room (and cleaning up the room helps) before shutting the door. We get paranoid about leaving anything behind in a room ...
                              My family is the same way - I clean up, put trash in the trash, all that good stuff before we leave. The last hotel I left, my brother was in a rush to get down to the lobby to check something online. By the time I finished going through our room, I wound up wearing three jackets and carrying an extra plastic bag 'o' stuff to bring him all the crap he left.

                              Quoth BroSCFischer View Post
                              Something is wrong with her story, i just can't figure out what.
                              Bwa-ha-ha-ha! Very nice.
                              "In the end I was the mean girl/or somebody's in between girl"~Neko Case

                              “You don't need many words if you already know what you're talking about.” ~William Stafford

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                              • #30
                                I'm at a resort right now :: melts into pile of drool :: for two nights

                                I'm leaving the privacy please sign in the door while I'm here. I'm one person, there's PLENTY of towels. I don't see why someone needs to come in and "clean".

                                Now, off to breakfast, then conference!
                                SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
                                SuperHotelWorker made my Avi!!

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