A man came up to the policeman and said that a woman hit him at the laundromat.
When the policeman walked in, the women inside said, "Thank God you're here, officer. We had a pervert run out of here not more than five minutes ago."
The woman told the policeman,
The cop asked, "Who's Connie?"
They all pointed to this large, tough-looking woman calmly folding laundry.
The cop thought to himself, "I wouldn't want to mess with Connie."
When the cop came back to the pervert, the pervert said, "Aren't you going to arrest one of them?"
The cop said, "Sure, if you go in and identify the woman who did this to you, I go and arrest her."
The pervert took one look at Connie and said, "Never mind, I'll just go to jail instead."
When the policeman walked in, the women inside said, "Thank God you're here, officer. We had a pervert run out of here not more than five minutes ago."
The woman told the policeman,
A man came in here, dropped his pants, lifted his shirt, and said, "What does this look like to you?"
Connie said, "It looks like a penis, only smaller."
Then Connie started punching and slapping this pervert while he had his pants down and his shirt up. She really gave him some good ones, too.
Don't mess with Connie.
Connie said, "It looks like a penis, only smaller."
Then Connie started punching and slapping this pervert while he had his pants down and his shirt up. She really gave him some good ones, too.
Don't mess with Connie.
They all pointed to this large, tough-looking woman calmly folding laundry.
The cop thought to himself, "I wouldn't want to mess with Connie."
When the cop came back to the pervert, the pervert said, "Aren't you going to arrest one of them?"
The cop said, "Sure, if you go in and identify the woman who did this to you, I go and arrest her."
The pervert took one look at Connie and said, "Never mind, I'll just go to jail instead."