I lied to a customer today but feel that it was perfectly justified.
COM: Crazy Old Man
Me: Awesome game store manager
COM: Hi, can I have a coffee?
Me: Sorry sir, we dont serve coffee here.
COM: But this is a cafe, you have to serve coffee!
Me: Sorry sir but this is an internet cafe, not a coffee cafe.
COM: Yes so I want a coffee.
Me: No coffee here, just internet.
COM: Thats it I want to use the internet.
Me: *time to lie methinks* Sir, the internet here is just for gaming, no browsing.
COM: But I want to check my email.
Me: Nope.
COM: *Storms out*
I do not want people that dumb using my computers, who knows what they will do to them.
EDIT: I work at a game store, there is NO mistaking us for a coffee shop.
COM: Crazy Old Man
Me: Awesome game store manager
COM: Hi, can I have a coffee?
Me: Sorry sir, we dont serve coffee here.
COM: But this is a cafe, you have to serve coffee!
Me: Sorry sir but this is an internet cafe, not a coffee cafe.
COM: Yes so I want a coffee.
Me: No coffee here, just internet.
COM: Thats it I want to use the internet.
Me: *time to lie methinks* Sir, the internet here is just for gaming, no browsing.
COM: But I want to check my email.
Me: Nope.
COM: *Storms out*
I do not want people that dumb using my computers, who knows what they will do to them.
EDIT: I work at a game store, there is NO mistaking us for a coffee shop.
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