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    A few from returns, a few from self-scan, and everything in between.

    You better hope I don't find you...
    Manager C has become a champion of my new returns/damages 'policy'. She's SM's bulldog, so I can safely assume that anything she finds out about from me will get fixed (hopefully without much blood on the floor).

    Even though I was officially working selfscan, end of shift was almost dead so she gave me the okay to sort out/run back the damages (there will be NO MORE produce fermenting for 3 days if I can help it). I shift something in the cart, and...$%@#! I will give someone credit for placing the open carton of eggnog in a bag at least, but they didn't even tie the bag and placed it horizontally in the cart, propped up by something that was not damaged. When I lifted the other item...yeah, eggnog tsunami in the hallway. I'm not sure how it wasn't leaking before. I manage to get the now-almost-empty carton (fortunately it was only a quart) tied up in more bags and in the back room. Then to mop the floor. How I wish I had access to the camera in the hallway sometimes...

    This is a new one
    I'm watching selfscan, and get called over by a customer who made a partial payment in cash, wanted to put the rest on a card, and the machine just froze (I think the bill acceptor went splat, as the message was 'the cash you have inserted will be returned; please take your purchases and receipt to the pay station'). No receipt, no nothing. I couldn't even get the menu to come up. So the only thing I can do is restart and hope I can bring the transaction up again.

    Reboot, and wait. I call SM over as I'm not sure what to do when this happens and the customer is supposed to get cash back (cash refunds from the selfscans cannot be processed without a voucher, which won't print). I don't have the keys for the cashboxes anyway. I explain what happened: total was $XX, customer inserted $X in cash and wanted to put the rest on a card, machine said it was returning the cash and then froze. Customer says she's paid in full and doesn't need the receipt, so quickly leaves with her groceries. SM says okay. Register is still down.

    Wait a minute....she still owes $15!

    I did bring the register back up, but a crowd descended on that one before I had a chance to try and reprint the transaction in question and I lost count. Yeah, it's 'only' $15, but it irks me that she was able to do that.

    You must be this smart to leave the store
    In addition to two selfscans being down at once (there was one out of commission before I punched in), the sensor for the exit door is broken. There's a small sign on the door itself 'in case of emergency, push doors apart'; C directed me to put a sign up "USE OTHER DOOR" and blocked it with a cart (which kept getting swiped). Simple, no? Apparently not. I lost count of how many people either stopped and stared at the door (longest someone spent in that position before U physically pulled me away from helping a customer to open the goddamn door: 3 minutes, in which time the smart people were just using the other door and dumbass was just staring vacantly), ran into them, or asked "Oh, are you closed?" when I opened the door. Somehow, even though U was closest to the doors (and actually wearing a coat) I was the gatekeeper for awhile. Eventually C told him that I had more important stuff to do and it was too cold for me to be manning the exit doors all night.
    Last edited by Dreamstalker; 11-25-2012, 04:24 PM.
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    Quoth Dreamstalker View Post

    This is a new one
    I explain what happened: total was $XX, customer inserted $X in cash and wanted to put the rest on a card, machine said it was returning the cash and then froze. Customer says she's paid in full and doesn't need the receipt, so quickly leaves with her groceries. SM says okay. Register is still down.

    Wait a minute....she still owes $15!

    I did bring the register back up, but a crowd descended on that one before I had a chance to try and reprint the transaction in question and I lost count. Yeah, it's 'only' $15, but it irks me that she was able to do that.
    Call me jaded, but I suspect that may not be the first time that particular "customer" has done that at a self-scan . . .
    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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    • #3
      I should say, the first time a customer used a register failure to their advantage that way (it was fine when it came back up and I'd never seen one fail that way, I'm still trying to figure out what happened)...

      One of the stores actually took all their self-scans out because people were ripping them off. I've caught a few:

      Scanning an item and holding onto it, that doesn't work as if the belt doesn't sense the correct weight within 5 seconds it's voided and I get called over (the 'please place item on belt' prompt seems to be louder than the others, I can hear it over by the offices). I called someone out yesterday for doing that and got a dirty look; sorry sweetie, that $8 bag of chestnuts is not leaving unless it goes on the belt.

      Scanning two items in rapid succession when first getting to the SCO; for some reason if an item is scanned and put on the belt when the machine is still on the 'intro' spiel it doesn't register as scanned, but doesn't trip the 'please remove all items from belt' message. I've learned to watch customers during the 'welcome' message for this reason.

      Scanning something small like a koolaid packet, and putting something larger on the belt. In that case the belt does register that what was put on it is heavier than the item is supposed to be and rejects it; I've had SCs try to shove the item down the belt anyway.

      Leaving before completing a card payment. This isn't really a ripoff, but depending on how the holder of the god card reacts it can turn into one. If you aren't careful it will look like a walkout; the pinpads will tell you if a card was swiped before selecting a payment method (glitch turned into something useful). I've caught CWs trying to void those transactions before.

      I've always thought that the SCOs should have some sort of forcefield preventing a customer from leaving the scanner area until they have either paid or had an employee void the transaction and return everything.
      Last edited by Dreamstalker; 11-25-2012, 04:21 PM.
      "I am quite confident that I do exist."
      "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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      • #4
        otal was $XX, customer inserted $X in cash and wanted to put the rest on a card, machine said it was returning the cash and then froze. Customer says she's paid in full and doesn't need the receipt, so quickly leaves with her groceries
        I'm surprised, if the SM knew all the details about the sc making 2 forms of payment, then heard the sc say, "oh, I paid it all," let the sc leave. It might not have started off as a scam, but the sc certainly took advantage of the situation.
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        • #5
          I was surprised at SM's reaction as well...I thought I explained what was going on effectively (paid part in cash, the register wanted to return the cash given and then crashed; going strictly by what the SCO was telling me no payment had been accepted).

          I'd never seen this woman in the store before, she must be one of [regional chain that recently shut down]'s customers that we are for some reason trying to attract (I had set foot in that store only twice, their cuss-tomer base was worse than ours in many ways).

          The event log/viewer for those stations has been disabled (as I found out when rebooting), so there's no way to figure out what caused the register to freeze.
          "I am quite confident that I do exist."
          "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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          • #6
            Wow I used a self scan at a $@feway the other day and managed to use it with no help whatsoever....go me. I'm a rarity
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            • #7
              Quoth telecom_goddess View Post
              Wow I used a self scan at a $@feway the other day and managed to use it with no help whatsoever....go me. I'm a rarity
              Lucky you. When I'd use the self scans at Albertson's where I used to live at in so cal before I went to school (was directly across the street from my high school at the time) they'd always crash..

              Oh how I miss thee $1 dollar 2l bottles of Pitch Black....
              If anyone breaks the three pint rule, they'll be running all night to the pisser and back.

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              • #8
                Ugh, I hate self scans. Hate hate hate. Something always seems to go wrong for me
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                • #9
                  i like them when there's no line.

                  i was visiting my parents once and we went to a grocery store. the regular lines were a little long but the self scan was wide open. normally mom would just go through the line but she was running a little short on time, so i walked her through the process.

                  surprise surprise no issues.

                  Call me jaded, but I suspect that may not be the first time that particular "customer" has done that at a self-scan . . .
                  in that case i'm jaded too.

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                  • #10
                    When I go shopping with my dad, I have 'the magic touch' for the selfscans at Smiths (and, to a lesser extent, Fred Meyer).

                    Our selfscans are showing their age (and/or retaliating for years of abuse), methinks...

                    The scanner glass must be absolutely spotless (which is realistically impossible to maintain) for something to scan. A barcode on a curved surface (plastic tub, anything not rigid) won't scan unless the package is held a certain way (label pointing toward the warehouse, etc ) and needs to be typed in. Mini-barcodes, yup, type by hand. A stray garlic skin on the scale deck triggers the 'please remove all items from the scanner scale' loop. For some reason about two-thirds of coupons people try to use won't scan.

                    Yesterday was the Idiot Parade; soo many people who Just Did Not Get The Concept. I think [otherchain]'s cuss-tomers have finally found us, that's the only explanation I have for so much rampant stupidity (Otherchain never had SCOs)
                    Last edited by Dreamstalker; 11-27-2012, 01:36 PM.
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                    "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Dreamstalker View Post
                      When I go shopping with my dad, I have 'the magic touch' for the selfscans at Smiths (and, to a lesser extent, Fred Meyer).
                      They have Fred Meyer where you are? I thought they were strictly Oregon
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                      • #12
                        Quoth telecom_goddess View Post
                        They have Fred Meyer where you are? I thought they were strictly Oregon
                        He lives in NM; when we go to Oregon we always end up doing the shopping (my cousin there thinks that both wireless networks and self-scans cause RADIATION!!!!1111 to mutate your brain).

                        Something's mutating my customers' brains, but I don't think it's the selfscans...
                        "I am quite confident that I do exist."
                        "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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                        • #13
                          There are also Fred Meyer stores in Washington.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Shpepper View Post
                            There are also Fred Meyer stores in Washington.
                            Well yah cause Washington is just an extension of Oregon didn't you know that?
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                            • #15
                              Fred Meyer has come to Idaho as well.
                              Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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