Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Abracadabra. You feel...some other way.

I wish I wasn't working Wednesday, aka Another Damn Senior Day™

[XCashier]

Granted. You're working Thursday instead. Oh, look, the store's moved Senior Day to Thursdays!

I wish I could get that library job.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Granted. You're working Thursday instead. Oh, look, the store's moved Senior Day to Thursdays!

I wish I could get that library job.

Granted. You can read all about the consquences on this forum.

I wish I could get all of my Lego collection sorted.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. You can read all about the consquences on this forum.

I wish I could get all of my Lego collection sorted.

Granted. However, the wish fairy misheard you and thought you said "scattered" instead of "sorted" so your Lego collection is now scattered across all 50 states.

I wish I had a bigger bedroom . . .

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted. You can read all about the consquences on this forum.

I wish I could get all of my Lego collection sorted.

Granted, but now you have to sort your various bricks all out by size AND by color... have fun with that!

I wish I had become a Guitar God like I always dreamed of doing.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Wow! Two grants of the same wish. Maybe my earlier wish for more wishes was granted.

I wish I had a bigger bedroom . . .

Granted. You now have the biggest bedroom in the world. Guess where my Lego collection was scattered to?

I wish I had become a Guitar God like I always dreamed of doing.

Granted, but those burnt offerings turn your stomach.

I wish I could be cured of what ails me.

[XCashier]

Granted, but now you're plagued with what ails everyone else in the world!

I wish I could write the Great American Novel.

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted, but now you're plagued with what ails everyone else in the world!

I wish I could write the Great American Novel.

Granted... but now you're dead, because you wrote it 100 years ago!

I wish I could teleport wherever I want to go!

[Sarlon]

granted! but its so tiring that when you appear you sleep for 3 days.

I wish the lady's stuff next door will be given to me in payment for moving it out for her landlord.

[XCashier]

Granted, but it includes 3000 clown statuettes and 8000 Precious Moments figurines, and you can't get rid of them, even on eBay! So they're staring at you, from every wall, forever and ever...

I wish I could be a Hollywood actress.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Granted, but along with fame and fortune, you acquire a stalker not of the "romantic comedy" type. More like the "Becky Schaeffer" type.

I wish my uncle and grandma coming up from North Carolina were coming for happier reasons (family funeral on Friday).

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted, but along with fame and fortune, you acquire a stalker not of the "romantic comedy" type. More like the "Becky Schaeffer" type.

I wish my uncle and grandma coming up from North Carolina were coming for happier reasons (family funeral on Friday).

Granted. They're just coming in early so they can be back in time for the Annual BBQ festival in Lexington (it's in October.)

I wish I didn't have to hang the cigarette price increases on all the cartons this morning . . .

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. You just have to ring up all the sales and let the customers be surprised by the new price.

I wish it was bedtime.

[BarbieGirl]

Granted but now you have a horrible case of insomnia and can't sleep.

I wish I was all packed and ready for the camping trip this weekend.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Granted. Your live is now devoid of purpose until the weekend.

I wish for a sushi lunch.